To Harry James Potter, I leave the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match

Who: Alicia Spinnet and Sarah Fawcett
What: A bit o’Healer-to-Healer chat
When: March 23, 1998
Where: St. Mungo’s
Rating: G, most likely

( She felt positively filthy for having read that rubbish. )

Who: Audrey Weatherby & Percy Weasley
What: A date that will not end in tragedy, because they're seeing a Comedy!
When: Monday, 21 February
Where: London
Rating: P for Percy Will Probably Strike Out Again. Or PWPSOA, which, with a few more vowels, would sound like a contagious disease.

( Percy belonged to a world where curses were real and immediate, and though he was beginning to think that perhaps the attentions he paid to Audrey were, in fact, cursed... )

Who: Michelle Campbell Wright & Oliver Wood. Later on a mystery guest Alicia Spinnet.
What: A chance encounter in a Muggle neighbourhood or: Two fish out of water.
When: February 16th 1998. Night.
Where: A Muggle suburb near London, then Alicia's flat.
Rating: Low.

( He had been doing his rounds around Muggle neighbourhoods for the better part of two months now, spending night after night casting protective hexes on Muggle houses. )

Who: Michelle Campbell Wright (narrative)
What: Turning seventeen and testing her magical ability
When: February 15
Where: Trafalgar Square
Rating: G

( Michelle chewed her nails nervously as she sat on the tube on the way to Trafalgar Square.  )

Who: Sarah Fawcett & Percy Weasley
What: Percy's got a fever... but more cowbell probably wouldn't help.
When: 18 January, Tuesday
Where: St. Mungo's
Rating: TBD

( Whenever possible, Percy preferred to self-medicate... )