To Harry James Potter, I leave the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match

Who: Oliver Wood & Percy Weasley
What: Gryffindor/Slytherin matches are ugly, and not just because of Flint's face.
When: BACKSTORY, November, 1992
Where: Sixth year Gryffindor boy's dormitory
Rating: Language, Oliver!

( Was it entirely necessary to call Warrington a slug-sucking skrewt for brains? )