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I fear I am not very good at shopping in this modern environment. Everything looks and feels so strange.

I enjoyed the fireworks the other day. I'm glad to see the fourth of July is still important to people.

[Filtered; Elena Gilbert (youlooklikehim)]

He was lying to me all along. His name is Damon Salvatore. I have been taken for a fool.


[Filtered; Stefan Salvatores]

You knew and you still let me marry him?

[Filtered; Damon (whatyoumademe)]

Are you Mister Salvatore's brother?

I find myself quite in need of food. I do not understand how to work the stove in the kitchen. Could anyone advise me as to reputable places nearby?

[Filtered; Damon whatyoumademe]

I am planning to leave my apartment, Sir. Please contact me via this contraption to alert me as to when you require my presence.

I hope your business goes well, my darling.

Excuse me could someone perchance explain what has happened? I appear to be lost...