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Those things are not like the vampires I know.

I've been lying to everyone since I got here. My name isn't Anne. It's Buffy, back home I was a vampire slayer.

I had to send the love of my life to Hell to save the world, and I quit. I'm retired. I just wanted to be normal here, but it's clear that I'm not going to be normal anywhere.

I'm sorry for lying to everyone. I just thought if I convinced everyone else, I could convince myself too.

Besides, with the other Buffys here, it was pretty obvious that I wasn't who I said anyway.

I wonder if Angelus is still here. It's been so terrible for me to not help with these vampire attacks, but I decided that I'm retired now. I feel like getting out for a bit today.

Working as a waitress, it's not so bad.

You won't get away with the kidnapping thing. Buffy will find me and kick your ass.

Who is behind this, anyway? Angel? Please tell me it's not Angel.

Buffy? Oz? Xander? Can any of you see this?

If we're really stuck here, I guess I should get a job or something.