Land of Atlantis Communication

[Private to all the Elena's, the good Stefan's and Damon's, Bonnie(s) and Caroline's]

I invited Katerina Petrova to come to our beach party when we have one. Yes, I'm well aware that in the future she turns into the bitch known as Katherine Pierce. But...Katerina seems nice. She hasn't been afflicted by the hatred that Katherine seems to have. She seems horrified by the woman she'll become.

She's scared you wont want her there though. You'll be nice to her...right?

This is very awkward. I don't even know how this can be possible. Too many of me, Elena, Stefan, Bonnie... Caroline? Damons... I know that we're all a bunch of assholes, but could we clear things up on where/when we're all from? Much obliged.

[Private to Caroline]
Caroline, are you here? I... feel that some amusement is in order, and would like to see you. The you who I have thoroughly enjoyed in the past.

[ooc: he is seeking awkwardsubtext, but any other Carolines can reply for funsies.]

I had a very nice time with you last night, Stefan. Thank you for taking me out. Maybe once the storm has died down we can actually go out and explore this place?

So not that I'm not being held prisoner and Stefan thinks I'm pretty despite my mental scares and malnourished body I was thinking....would anyone be up for a beach party? You know, after this storm? We could have an evening party with a fire and marshmellows and grill up burgers and hotdogs? Would anybody be interested in that?

I think we should do a count of how many of each of us there are to keep track. All the Elenas, Stefans, Damons, etc.

[Filtered to All TVD (books included) people minus Evil!Stefan and the Katherine's]

I need help. I need something, anything I can use against him to get myself out of here. Anything I can say, anything I could do that would shock him into releasing me. This doesn't have to end violently. I....I don't want him dead. He's done awful things to me...but, I don't want you to hurt him. I don't want to be responsible for the death of anybody...

So...I think it's time you start telling me about him. His history, my history. Tell me about him, about us, about his past with Katherine. Why would it enrage him so for me to look like her?

This is getting to be ridiculous. People running around with my name...

Everyone with the last name Salvatore or Gilbert, come forward. And if you're a Katherine or from Fell's Church, I'd like to speak to you too.

Just when I was ready to stay home.

Great. Because this is just what I need right now.

Really? Do we ever get a break?