complementary net access

*the sound of a PDA fumbling loudly as the audio button is hit as it's dropped.*

"Oooh...oh..shhhh..damn whose is this? Th..no..."

*more sounds of fumbling before it goes quiet for a moment.*

"HELLLO!!!! IS ANYONE HERE!!!! What the is this thing rec-"

*audio ends*

...

*texts*

Uhh, so this thing has my name on it but it's not mine. I see a bunch of names I don't know either...is this the wild hunt?
Hello?
Anyone..would be nice.

a lot of fumbling sounds and panicked, heavy breathing
This isn't.......it can't be........

I'm losing my mind.............I......oh god, not again

This isn't happening, it isn't happening.....it can't be

......fuck.

Interesting.

Some assorted clacking, shuffling, and one bang.

Constantine, lay off the gin, he says. It'll get you in trouble, he says. You just got out of trouble...

There's a muffled mimic from John, something about trouble and deals in an affected tone.

Well, I bet he's having a laugh now.

Oh, it's a damn riot, you bastard.

Didn't see this one coming. ...never here the end of it.

A long pause.

Fuck's sake. It had to be electronic. Never trust--

The recording abruptly ends.

Uh, hello? Would someone be so kind as to tell me where in Merlin's name I've found myself?

Indistinct grumbling and a beep.

Oh, bollocks. Of all the damn things to happen today...

Shuffling and another beep.

Blast it all. Damn thing.

Click.

A shuffling sound, followed by a few sharp taps can be heard before a woman's voice can be heard, she has an english accent and sounds uncertain

I think this is....

a little more shuffling

If I've got it....

a few more taps

Ah, there we are.

So....um, wotcher? I think I've finally figured out how to work this thing, I've seen the muggles use them but it was much more complicated than it looks.

Anyway, I know there are others here because I've managed to catch the odd message zipping back and forth but unfortunately I haven't noticed any names I recognise. So, a sort of appeal as it were, in case anyone might have seen or heard of anyone named Remus? Remus Lupin to be exact, he's my husband and I'd really quite like to find him. If he's here that is.

My name is Tonks....um...well it was before I got married, but Tonks Lupin doesn't have quite the same ring....well, I guess I can hash it out later, Tonks will do for now.

There is some muttering about switching the blasted thing off and the recording goes dead

So...anyone get to check out the alien egg nog?

Did anyone look outside? Seriously, what the fuck?

So....uh, hello? Since it seems like there's been a lot of people showing up in the last few days and the welcome message said to "reach out" to each other I figured I'd give this a shot. I'm guessing all the devices are connected by a local network or wifi or something so.....can anyone hear me? Can everyone hear me? I'm Sam.