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Okay so... There were blood and guts, and that was cool. And I've now cleaned and slept for a day, so...

Someone help me out, is there a place around here to punch things? I really need to get my workout playlist jamming.

Okay, I know that on the whole, the lack of food and water is probably getting to most people...

But Jesus I would kill for a shower right now. The guts plus the heat is really making me feel way more gross.

So... is this normal?