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My advice would be to avoid the local massage parlors in these parts.

As I have recently discovered, their services are not for the weak of heart.

Dear Miss Molly,

If your dance card for the upcoming ball is not already spoken for, I would be delighted if you would do me the honor of reserving me the first dance of the evening. If you have already given your word to another, then I would like to put in my name for either the subsequent waltz or Virginia Reel (provided those forms of dance are not too antiquated for this event.)

Sincerely,

Dr. J.H. Holliday

It has come to my attention, through both conversation and well-timed eavesdropping, that many of the young ladies of the hotel are in a quandary over the proper dressing method of the period. Particularly where undergarments and bustling are concerned.

As a man of the era, I would like to offer my services to any fine woman in desperate need of assistance. Should anyone need a strong hand for those backside drawstrings, feel free to call upon me.

A few tips that you may find helpful:

• Lying flat on the bed or holding tight to a post can assist in tightening the corset. (You will need a partner for this activity.)
• It can help to take a deep breath before your partner ties the bodice off. If you hold your breath, your diaphragm will constrict and it will be difficult to breathe. (This is why we had so many fainting spells in the 19th century.)
• If you are opposed to constricting undergarments, this can be easily obscured by choosing a riding habit garment over corseted evening wear.
• If you find yourself not busty enough compared to the other ladies, I suggest layering camisoles beneath the dress. This can sometimes give the effect of a larger bosom.
• Of course, if you find the skirts and petticoats to be a terrible burden, you could go without the innermost garments. However, aside from protecting your dignity from salacious eyes, they do provide an extra layer of defense against the elements. (Yes, your ruffles will get dirty.)
• Do not forget your parasol. It may seem a frivolous accoutrement, but it does speak to a level of class and distinction. (And I know of no man who can resist a pair of fluttering lashes behind a delicate lace umbrella.)

For the gentlemen, I have but two words: hat and tie.