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Hello.

It seems I've missed a week. There were evidently costumes. I suppose I should be grateful for small favors.

Though the management has given me a new wardrobe. The gun is unsettling but the fedora is oddly pleasing. I appear to be some sort of 1920's law enforcement officer. The view outside seems to confirm the era.

I feel as though I've been unconscious for a very long time. Longer than a week.

It is disturbing how comfortable this chaotic dimensional prison has become.

It is better than the alternative.

Thank fucking Christ last week is over.

Now, this wardrobe, I can live with. I grew up with this stuff.

Everyone okay?

[Steve]
Please tell me you've back to yourself.

If there's any justice in the world, you should be hung over.

At least this is something familiar.

Private to Margaery

Good morning, your Highness. I would like to apologize for my behavior last week, for anything I might have said or done that offended you.

If you need any assistance this week, or an escort someplace, I would be happy to lend a hand. It seems we're in a world that's very clos to the time and place I grew up. If you leave the Hotel, I think the worst you could run into is the type of crime that would be found in any large city. No more monsters, at least.

Private to Cap , Bucky & Banner

FRIENDS. I HAVE FOUND SOMETHING MOST SPECTACULAR. MERRIMENT ABOUND.

[Thor appears absolutely thrilled, he has to shout over the crowd as they continue their mantra of 'THUNDER GOD, THUNDER GOD'. He doesn't see it, but hears the angry feet of another challenger charging at him from behind. He lifted his free arm to clothesline the poor man.]

JOIN ME! These men fight for honor.

[He turned to look at the man on the ground, hefting him up with one hand.]

I'm impressed by your courage, friend. Anyone else?! No? [Back to the camera:] Are you in?

I've got some interesting new clothes and accessories in my closet, and I feel like playing dress-up. Who else feels like having a little... hmm... extralegal fun outside?

Let me know and I'll find you.

How do I install Tinder on this thing?


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