I think I need to take a leave of absence.
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June 2012
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This is strange. I feel like I'm on Talos again. I am bored. This looks about right Puppies, or "dirt sharks," are relentless in their pursuit of a meal.
Apparently my life wasn't busy enough. I've been adopted by a dog. I think it's my Mom, reincarnated to make sure I get married and have kids some day. Oh... I have learned in a rather hard way that some things can not be maneuvered while teetering on four-inch pieces of wood. Ow. That was... um.. hm. Well. It's rather difficult... Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using badly scented cologne and switched to Tiberius he could smell like he's me. Apparently, I need to go out with a few women and, according to Jim Kirk, have cosmopolitans. Alright, I need a list of people that want to shower my medical officer in beer and loose women. Honestly. Is nothing private on that ship of yours? I am... what do humans refer to it as...? Oh yes... I'm bored. SHIT! This is truly a strange place. This is... quite unusual. How did I come to be here and how did I come to be here in this human body? |