Alright, I need a list of people that want to shower my medical officer in beer and loose women.
I also need all of the loose women who might find any of the volunteers remotely attractive to comment.
And if anybody wants to audition for leadership of Starfleet, I need you too. This job is killing my self-respect and social life in one fell swoop.
Any non-loose women, please report to the post above mine for cosmopolitans and talking about how hot both I and the groom to be are. In your underwear, if possible.