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gideon nav (wedobones) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-10-19 13:05:00

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critical role: vax'ildan, dragon age: isabela, the locked tomb: gideon nav, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: carol danvers

Cheers Vallo, it's your problematic fav: Gideon Nav with a heartfelt request.

I like you, Vallo. I like your zest, your "what even is this shit?? I can't even deal, but whatever" attitude. I like your selection of all black outfits and I like your other colors, I suppose, maybe. I like your live-and-let-live philosophy. I even liked getting chomped by a dinosaur on some level because the adrenaline rush was sweet and now I can say I got chomped by a dinosaur and not even be lying. I like your fight clubs, and I like your theatrical extravaganzas. But most of all I like your food - I mean, I like my friends, obviously, my new friends come first, but I'm talking now about the FOOD. I like it maybe a little too much because I've been eating enough pastries the last three weeks to make an internal parasite blossom and I really need to do something about that.

So, I request - a workout buddy! That's right. While I never needed a workout buddy back home at the Ninth, mostly on account of my being locked inside my cell 12 hours a day and being watched by megalomaniacal nuns the other 12 hours, I think I would appreciate a workout buddy now. Doing sit ups and pull ups every morning just isn't going to cut it with the amount of carbs I've been shoveling into my gaping maw, and rather than slow the carb train, I need to up my physical activity. Plus, let's be real, this is as much of a favor to you as it is to me, because I'm awesome and I have heard on good authority that they made that "Welcome to the Gun Show" muscle-tee about me. It's practically biographical. I am also supportive when I need to be and tough love when I need to be. I may even call you a 'tit' if you act like one. The sky is the limit.

I will accept a male gym buddy, but to be perfectly honest, if I'm going to have to put up with spotting you and watching you sweat I'd really rather prefer this be an aesthetic experience, so girl power is more my angle in this one. I promise I will not be creepy. If multiple work out buddies are amenable to a group thing, let's do a group thing. To apply, please make a comment here and I will either completely ignore you or swoon. It's Russian roulette of emotions. Let's go, Vallo!

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	rivaini 2020-10-19 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I could use a workout buddy! Besides Diego, but that's a different kind of workout. And wouldn't you know it, I'm quite nice to look at as well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

wedobones
2020-10-19 06:26 pm UTC (link)

Diego and I decided long ago to bear the twin burdens of being the Hottest Dude and Hottest Lady of Vallo - it's very difficult, but we understand the solemnity of this honor - so I will take your word for it that he is an excellent exercise partner in the ways I never want to hear about ever. But you, you may give me a run for my money. Isabela, right? With the nautical skills?

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	rivaini 2020-10-19 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's me, love. Plenty of nautical skills and bouncy tits to boot. What kind of workouts are you into? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2020-10-19 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Strength training, primarily, BUT I could use someone yelling at me to do cardio. Yoga is right out; I think bending that way might actually kill me. What of you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivaini 2020-10-19 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Strength training as well, and previously all my cardio was running from untoward individuals trying to kill me but I'm sure we can come up with some better cardio than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stillbadass 2020-10-19 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I also like food. And beer. And I suppose I need to meet more people, so I'll volunteer as a possible gym buddy. Carol Danvers, at your service. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wedobones 2020-10-19 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Two very amazing things to shove in one's face! Nice to meet you, Carol. Tell me about yourself, other than you put in FANTASTIC performances at Fight Club. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2020-10-19 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	It's always exciting. One of these days I'll make it past Round Two. Ohhhh you're one of the superpowers people! That's exciting. Glad you got your memory back. I'm just a boring ol' human - if any part of me could be called 'boring' - but I'll be happy to work with someone with powers as long as I won't slow you down! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wedobones 2020-10-19 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	There are ladylike people who do dainty bites; I am not one of them. Why would you be, when there's PASTRIES? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)