Ellie wants it to be worth it (the_cure) wrote in valarnet, @ 2014-04-20 09:32:00 |
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Entry tags: | ariel (the little mermaid), ellie, eowyn, nick fury, penelope garcia |
Punnies!
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.
What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies