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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
The fun is over. That's rather depressing, innit?
This is why I never drink soda, among a great many other health-related reasons. Although I do have to wonder what the Lord would have graced me with if I'd been a woman.
Congratulations, PepsiCo. If I ever once thought about drinking your product, there is no chance of that ever happening in the future. With me, and quite possibly half of the entire population of the planet. Bless your souls. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|04:17 pm] |
( God ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|01:16 pm] |
. . . Wow.
I have boobs now. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|11:51 pm] |
Ya know, this naked thing is really underrated.
I could get used to this. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:27 pm] |
Is this normal, to look and feel ten years younger than I did yesterday in this crazy place? Because wow, folks. I have not had one of those quite as exuberant as all that upon first waking up in a very long time. If I'd rolled over onto my stomach I might have been able to push-ups with it. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|05:02 pm] |
The whole swirly dust devil thing in the sky has never happened before. We don't have weather like that where I'm from, okay, so I'm just a little freaked at the moment. I didn't want to relive a scene from the one movie where they chase tornadoes all the time because the guy has a tortured past with weather, not unless Cary Elwes circa '96 is going to rescue me.
This is someone's fault. Weather is always someone's fault. |
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