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[Apr. 22nd, 2011|03:36 pm] |
...I think I just saw an army of Creepers, followed by a spider-riding skeleton. Since when does Minecraft stuff happen in real life?
And yes, I'm a ex-nun who plays Minecraft. Bite me if that's so wrong... that's not an invite to the undead and unholy, for the record. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2011|02:23 am] |
((What if Mary Robert left with Deloris?))
Oh, God, this is just fabulous. I love it!
Might've lost Deloris a couple of stops back, but I don't care. I'm living my life like I've always been meant to, and it's just amazing. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2010|10:22 pm] |
Odd.
Since when did I have a cat? He looks strange, and keeps hiding in my pockets. Lord knows why.
I almost wish I was back in the convent. Weird stuff like this just didn't happen there. |
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[May. 15th, 2010|11:23 pm] |
I'm beginning to realise something. Being in the convent for all my life robbed me of one thing... the ability to have a relationship. I never learnt about it.
Deloris changed things a little, but there's only so much a pair of purple go-go boots can change a person. If I think about it, those boots were hideous.
...Does anyone know how I could go about fixing this particular problem? |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2010|09:25 am] |
I miss having that perfect balance now.
I fell off something and now I hurt in more ways than I care to think of. I'm not a particularly lucky nun at the moment.
And, suddenly, I miss Deloris all the more. She always knew what to do. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|08:42 am] |
Oh my.
I'm stood on a tightrope between two buildings, perfectly balanced and not about to fall off at all. There are people down there panicking about killer nuns.
This is far too amusing. I love it! |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2010|03:13 am] |
One of the people I work with now constantly looks at me funny.
"Shake it like you're Mary Magdalene" apparently isn't a normal thing to sing. Deloris wrote some incredibly catchy hymns, so... I think I'm safe to blame her. |
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[Dec. 31st, 2009|03:59 am] |
Suddenly, I understand the big deal the world makes about Christmas and the new year. I never saw any of this when I was in the convent.
If I ever had any thoughts of returning to one of those places, they're gone now. I like life outside those walls, away from people like the Reverend Mother. |
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[Dec. 1st, 2009|03:42 am] |
I think I'm getting used to this. Slowly but surely.
I never thought life outside the convent could ever be so... incredible. So completely unpredictable. No wonder Deloris was so amazing. |
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[as a holy priest] |
[Nov. 4th, 2009|07:01 pm] |
My Lord, where is my church? Where are my sheep, my congregation?? I must find a pulpit soon. I feel.. lost. Not truly lost, for I know that I have been found... in the eyes of God. It's just that my sermon notes are missing. I know I should have them. I would swear if I was not concerned about committing a sin. But I shall not do that. Funny, you'd think I'd have my bearings, speaking as someone who so recently graduated from seminary school.
I am Father Thorn. Hold, the jokes, please. I'm well aware of them. I know I should prepare for Sunday. But do I not have a Wednesday service as well? Its that day now!! I also feel compelled to start a food drive for whatever town or community that I am in. Or maybe I need to take a collection of tithes, maybe use it to build a shelter. Or a center for kids to stay off the streets. Help me, O Lord, give me a sign, that I may continue serving thee. I humbly ask for your assistance in this matter. I am yours to command, holy Lord, my God.. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|03:51 pm] |
...I just got a call from an agent. I don't know what's going on.
I must've replaced a singer or actress of some sort. This is nothing like the convent. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2009|05:17 pm] |
Deloris? Sister Mary Lazarus? ...Anyone?
Oh, this can't be good. The Mother Superior's going to worry about me. |
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