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[Nov. 22nd, 2009|10:36 pm] |
Hey, Anne?
Have you seen my watch? The one that's got the blue face? I could have sworn I left it by the bed last night and now it's nowhere. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|06:21 pm] |
With the baby walking, everything has to be put at a level higher than he is.
How odd. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2009|01:17 am] |
F'anybody needs me today...
Jus' don't, aye? 364 bloody days a year I deal with this shite. You lot can take your turn once. Nine billion of you, a hair short of a billion of them. S'fair odds, that, isn't it?
Who'm I kiddin'? I'll get the thermite.
( Zee )
( 'Friends' (Bela, Robbie, and anyone else John's sworn at) )
Fair warnin', first zombie I see's gettin' the business end of a new fire bomb I cooked up watchin' bad history channel shite on the telly. Real or no. |
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[Oct. 25th, 2009|10:33 am] |
Anne? Did you decide yet what Halloween costumes we're wearing?
Oh yeah, Dean? I found these batwings that Roxy can wear if it's okay with you. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|06:16 pm] |
Good lord. A note to those who are fighting over God-knows-what? Lock your posts if you insist on having your war on this board. If I were you I don't think I'd like having my personal business sprayed round for whomever to read. Just a suggestion.
If any of you see my son or my youngest daughter, would you mind at all telling them to go to the big house for supper? Can't find either of them, which can mean anything from sleep to mayhem.
( Soren ) |
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[Oct. 19th, 2009|06:29 pm] |
I have a Police song stuck in my head, but I forgot all the words except the chorus. So, all I have is that "doo doo doo duh da da dah" part over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
So, yeah, I think I'm about to snap and shank someone. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|06:10 pm] |
Hey Anne? You know that thing we were talking about the other day? |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|04:39 am] |
I liiiied. Gosh you people, you think I'd follow through with something I said when I was drunk. I'm not a total idiot. :P
I love Danielle. And if her pappa approves, I'll marry her one day. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2009|11:17 am] |
( DEAN. ) |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|07:33 pm] |
That guy dropped the charges against me. I guess remembering me hitting his hood was a good enough guilt trip without me being on crutches. (Not that I needed them, but he doesn't need to know that.) So, Uncle Sam, you can stop worrying I'm a delinquent or something. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2009|08:19 pm] |
Heyyy wifey! I love you honey.
Just thought I'd let you know. Because I do. Love you. Hehe. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2009|09:23 pm] |
Anniegirl?
Do I get one phone call in jail? |
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[Sep. 20th, 2009|11:14 pm] |
Hey Dean, Dad, Bobby and Robbie...
Monday Night Football, tomorrow night. Wanna come here and watch in the theatre room?
Anyone else interested? |
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[Sep. 18th, 2009|08:12 pm] |
SO, me and my NEW BFF Azazel (who is like SO cool and says he'll even hold my purse during our shopping trip?) are gonna TOTEZ have a barbecue this weekend.
All of you TOTALLY have to come. It's gonna be like, SO awesome. He's even going to GRILL... just like Ken. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2009|05:56 pm] |
I've got folk telling me I ought to be more sociable. Ain't never been sociable before, don't see any reason to start now besides keepin' 'em quiet for a while.
Library's still open for anybody with an appointment, appointments are open every day 'cept Wednesdays since that's when I teach. |
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[Sep. 8th, 2009|04:13 pm] |
... and why did I just get a week ban from WoW? This is bull.
Torii, go kick that girl you live with for me. |
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[Sep. 7th, 2009|07:47 pm] |
Anne?
You still got that hockey jersey I gave you? |
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[Aug. 24th, 2009|11:24 pm] |
( Soren )
I feel a yen for adult conversation, though I'd likely have to bring the baby if I went out somewhere. Lulu? Navi? Anyone feel like going to a teashop and having conversations involving words of more than one syllable? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|04:24 pm] |
Hey Dean? You want to go hang out at my house in Texas? We've got horses and cattle and a firing range, too. Maybe grill something later? |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|06:54 pm] |
I think that's gonna go down in the history books as the best honeymoon, EVER.
We're home, everyone. With awesome tans and gifts for everyone. Aidan got spoiled, and incidentally bigger. I think Selena fed him at his every whim.
So come see us! We promise not to show you pictures or slides or anything like that. |
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[Aug. 4th, 2009|08:29 pm] |
Shit, I hate crying. I guess I'm kind of lucky only a few movies make me do it. And I think I cried once when Dani had to go to the hospital.
Note to self: don't watch Dead Poets Society unless you're in a good mood. Even if you're feeling all in the mood for pretty boys and Shakespeare. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2009|04:38 pm] |
omg omg omg omg
GUESS WHAT
omg whoa omg |
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[Jul. 31st, 2009|01:48 pm] |
I married one of those... what do you call them? Um... I can't think of the word, but Sam is definitely one.
He brought his computer on his honeymoon. I'm turning off the Palace wifi. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|09:47 pm] |
Why are DMs such dicks about Paladins? I saved a goblin baby, and the DM said that since it was evil aligned and I saved it, I lost Paladinhood. Explain to me how killing a baby is a better act than not killing a baby.
So I've decided that Mark Paladinguy (I'm not great with names) runs off with Goblin Baby Mark Junior and raises him to be super awesome, and fuck those guys. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2009|08:39 am] |
Today's the day! This is it.
( Dean ) |
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[Jul. 24th, 2009|02:50 pm] |
Well that's just the weirdest damn thing ever.
Finally figured out why everything looks familiar on the surface but ain't even close looking a second time.
Seems like I went and replaced a certified crazy. Thought he was a guy who's not really me but damn close enough. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2009|10:38 pm] |
Well, we finally pulled everything together. All the details are set, and Anne and I will be getting married this weekend.
Finally. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|02:58 pm] |
Well that was weird.
Anyone want to tell me why I just had a damned tornado in my office? Ain't any sort of disturbance I've run across before. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2009|10:55 am] |
Cassie nearly spoke today! |
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[Jul. 16th, 2009|07:41 pm] |
My son's a genius.
He really is, I swear. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2009|11:55 pm] |
Sweet. Jesus.
Guys? Just consider it a helpful tip. You like those, right? At least if you're trying to get laid once in a millennium?
Whapping a girl on the ass with your scarf? Not cute. Not charming. If you do it after we ask you to stop, any damage sustained to your nuts is entirely your own damn fault.
That is all. God. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2009|04:34 pm] |
Robbie, Annie or Danielle...
I need a favor in the form of one or all or most of you keeping an eye on Aidan for a few hours tonight. I'd normally ask your dad but he's got his hands full at the moment and your grandparents are unavailable also.
He's not fussy, and as Robbie likes to say, it makes for good blackmail should the giant version of him ever show up. Just saying. Also, I'll make it worth the trip. |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|01:20 am] |
Dean. Dude.
You made a person. |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2009|03:23 am] |
Okay.
Who can I piss off enough to earn a citation for disturbing the peace tonight?
Preferably without causing any permanent physical damage to either parties. |
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[Jun. 21st, 2009|01:18 pm] |
I have...two nieces and a nephew now. Semi-grown up nieces and a nephew.
Dean? You still breathing after all this? I mean, the irony of you having not one but TWO beautiful girls for daughters isn't lost on anyone. Especially me. And I'd probably be laughing at you, but for some reason I get the feeling that you weren't alone at the end of the driveway with the 12 gauge when boyfriends came to visit. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2009|04:54 pm] |
Um, where the shit am I?
I mean, I can tell, vortex, the tornado's kind of a giveaway, but where am I? Is anyone here?
My sister better be safe.
Okay. My sister is safe. This is good. Still. Where are we? And is our family around? |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|07:17 am] |
Shit, shit, shit. Knew I should have gotten more rounds for the shotguns last time this happened. Fuck.
Dad, I'm up on the roof. Nothing's getting in this house. |
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[Jun. 9th, 2009|11:58 pm] |
My new house is sort of fucking awesome. Well, it's not mine yet - and when I buy it, it'll be me'n Bela's, but yeah, I fucking love it. I haven't gotten lost in it once!
And Sammy, you'll be glad to know it's only 4.8 miles from your house. Just a nice jog.
In about two weeks it'll be ready to move in, and we'll throw a housewarming after that. (Robbie, should I bother having people recarpet your room?) |
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[Jun. 4th, 2009|09:20 pm] |
Hey, Anne? I was thinking about our house err...ranch in Texas and all the animals...and I remembered that I um, don't know how to ride a horse. Dad never covered that in Demon Hunting 101.
Shut up, Dean. I can hear you laughing from here. |
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