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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|12:26 pm] |
I'm in the mood for pirate. Any chance there's one around here that'd be willing to bang me stupid? |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|07:13 pm] |
This time period is perverse!
You can...watch people having sex. On these computer things! |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|01:56 pm] |
I am thinking of throwing a party.
I was thinking all nude, but. . .Wasn't sure.
Thoughts? |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|01:02 am] |
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAH!
DID YOU HEAR THAT GROWL?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE GROWLASAURIAN ACCENT?! THEY CALL MY LEFT NUT SIMBA AND MY RIGHT NUT MUFASA CUS I'M THE LION KING OF FUCKIN'!
DON'T CORRECT ME! YOU DON'T KNOW MY FATHER. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! WHICH IS WHY I'M BOUT TO TELL YOU!
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME OF THE FIRST TIMES! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I'M HERE AND I'M FEARLESS! READY TO KICK SHIT DOWN THROATS AND TAKE A PISS IN YOUR MOM'S MOAT! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO YOU COMPREHENDO MY SPEAKO?!
MAN, YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE! DON'T YOU SEE THE SHIT I'M WEARIN'? THIS IS CUSTOM MADE OUT OF LOW CHOLESTEROL SPIDER MONKEY BABIES FROM THE PLANET SWALLOW DEEZ. THAT'S WHY MY SUIT SO TIGHT! LIKE A JUNIOR PROM FULL OF FRESHMENS!
SO DON'T THINK YOU OFF THE HOOK, JUST CUZ YOU KNOW THE LINGO DON'T MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THOUGH!
BUT YOU DO KNOW ONE THING!
YOU DO KNOW THAT THE PROOF IS IN MY PUDDIN'!
AND THAT I'M THE JUGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! |
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[Feb. 4th, 2008|12:41 pm] |
Dammit!
Where are the musketeers when you need them? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|01:11 pm] |
Hey!
Who turned the Naked off? I was enjoying that. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2008|04:24 pm] |
There certainly are new arrivals pretty consistantly here.
I'm thinking that if those of you living in the area of 'New York' would care to gather together for a party of some kind, I'd happily host it! It'd be nice to meet with the other refugees, so to speak. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2008|04:04 pm] |
Thank God, I don't have to wear high heels anymore.
But I'm definitely not in Versailles anymore.
But I like the way the ladies dress now. |
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