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[Apr. 1st, 2010|12:07 am] |
It seems that during my latest excursion as Laura Ingalls Wilder, I completely forgot my anniversary.
Ate, darling, I do apologize and please let me make it up to you. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:25 am] |
So.
Let me get this straight.
I make one kick ass lesbian.
I need to write a book. Seriously. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:41 am] |
B is for... BORED.
Where's a gruesome, unorthodox, creepy and deliciously epic murder when you need one? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:48 am] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE! BUT I STAY COMING BACK LIKE A PORN STAR ON REWIND IN THE BACK OF A TIME MACHINE FUCKING JENNA JAMESON'S OLD LEFT NOSTRIL!
YOU AIN'T READY FOR THE JUGGERNAUT!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT BUT... JUGG'S GOT YA'!
YOU CAN'T RUN!
YOU CAN'T WALK!
YOU CAN'T TALK!
YOU CAN'T HIDE!
IT'S THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
I PITY THE FOOL! |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:55 am] |
This is what happens when I'm in the studio and I feel like kicking it old school.
Don't Stop.
New Album Coming Soon~ |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|02:06 am] |
Got paid for my last flick.
Bought a new house.
Around the corner from my other one.
I think it's time to break it in with a housewarming orgy party.
All ladies are invited.
Especially green ones.
Clothing is, of course, as usual, so very optional. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|02:18 am] |
( Kakia ) |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|07:32 am] |
Why did I suddenly think cats were rockin'? It's taken me ages to get rid of 'em.
I think I'm gonna go skydiving today. Who wants to cheer on the amazing skydiving Meat? I promise I won't land on you. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:44 pm] |
Bon poisson d'avril folks.
Lunchtable clique, I've got new badges for everyone. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|04:23 pm] |
Today is totally a day of idiocy. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|08:17 pm] |
So. Bones. The things you write in your book. Was that wishful thinking about the things we'd do together? |
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