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[Aug. 14th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Natalie! Dudes Natalie! Dat guy!
We should sends that Dirty Jobs guy an applications to come works as a Klokateers for a day. Seriouslies, works with a pottery guy? Pfft, that's just a clay and a soots, not a dirty kinds of job. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|03:45 pm] |
I am woefully unprepared to go back to teaching this term. Anyone care to take over my job? As lovely as it is to have something to do every day, it's cutting into my fun time. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|03:46 pm] |
LUCY!!!! OH LUCY!!!
Can I have lemon meringue pie tonight pleeeeeeease?
And could you make like, a fuckload of those little lemon tarts for all my friends on the boards here? |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|04:00 pm] |
Okay, I don't normally do this because hello, trashy. BUT I am horny. Desperately so.
Are there any hot, young, unattached guys or girls that just want some no strings attached fun? Because I do NOT have the time for anything serious and I've been working so much I haven't had time to find nookie on my own. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|06:54 pm] |
I think that's gonna go down in the history books as the best honeymoon, EVER.
We're home, everyone. With awesome tans and gifts for everyone. Aidan got spoiled, and incidentally bigger. I think Selena fed him at his every whim.
So come see us! We promise not to show you pictures or slides or anything like that. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|07:11 pm] |
Is everyone okay? I feel a disruption in the Force.
... only not.
... no offense, Jedi populace. There's just no better way to say "I sense something has gone whackedy" that I know of. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|07:17 pm] |
YAY SCHOOL SOON!
SCHOOL SUPPLY SHOPPING! DADDY, CAN WE GO GET PENS? THE BIG LETTERS MEAN I HAVE BIG EXCITED. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|09:09 pm] |
Whilst I'm waiting for my new place, I'm doing a free magic show in a park: [address]. Spooky magic.
People with heart conditions probably shouldn't come by. I only want to entertain, not hurt people. |
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