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Say 'Hello' to your new Elysium. Abandoned in the 1980's, this stone cathedral with its original stained glass has been repurposed for our use. Januarius Cathedral is located in Midtown Manhattan and offers an utterly extensive repertoire of music from DJ to live performances on Friday and Saturday with a space for dancing and mingling in the amber-lit dark, dazzled by the crystal chandeliers. We also have a small gallery section for up-and-coming artists. The main level will be open to kine and Kindred alike with an extremely well-stocked bar. For us, you have the catacombs below - be kind to the original residents. An out-of-the-way staircase takes you down below where a blood bar resides, along with lovely blood dolls willing and waiting. There is also a hidden entrance for our more... Noticeable friends.

And if you are somehow wondering if this means what you think it means, yes, this is a formal announcement of my ascendance to Keeper of Elysium.

[Amadeus]
And there will be extensive security cameras with hourly back-ups to a server in a different location along with maybe too many bouncers. Nothing is going to escape us this time.