SchreckNET

[Amadeus]

Here's the breakdown of those emails

One of the senders - a ghoul belonging to Alex. [info]

Further content - some religious bullshit by someone from the Order of St. Leopold. Yeah, that one.

Me - out. I'm done. I'm taking Sunni and Emma and leaving. This is too much for us.

What fresh new hell is this in my life.

[SUNNI D]

Can we get this nonsense taken down? And track down who it is?

[HOUNDS]

Seems we have an admirer. Considering all that Kjell and I found when tracking down the hacker who took down the NET was a piece of paper with a smiley face on it, I would say they are one and the same. I won't be surprised if they're the one behind the emails as well. I've already asked Sunni to start working on this.

In the meantime, we're going to move forward with pressing the Primogens with questioning. I've made each of you a dissolution stake as a safety precaution. Hopefully, it won't come down to using them considering the mess it would cause but better safe than sorry. The only ones we should have to worry about are Sethius and Maya but at this point, I wouldn't count the others out for being in on this. Or their own schemes.

[RHYS]

I have some matters to attend to so I won't be making it by tonight as planned.

[Posted about 2-hours from dawn.]

Some fucking rats have chewed through my T1 line and I am not happy about it. Living off the good graces of cellular data until I can fix this shit.

[Daddy (Amadeus)]

I lie. No, they didn't.

[Attachment including decrypted emails.]

That was a lot a lot a lot a lot of layers to go through but I've been working on it nonstop except for forced sleep. Now I'm very hungry. send me some take out as a pressie.

I cannot stop laughing.

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[Kjell]

I got a call earlier tonight about a Malk having a vision of a murder. Later I got a call about Alex Caine being found dead in his haven. So now we have a dead Primogen on our hands.

While I do what I can with the body, can you speak with Devan Modi more on what he saw?

[Sunni D]

You doing okay?

[Malkavians]

Funny feelings in my tummy and wakefulness does not a banana make what the fuck is going on

[Amadeus]

I think I messed u

[......]

[Ariel]

I think I messed up.

I don't know what I'm supposed t

Can you help?

Please?

I'll owe you.

I'm still trying to figure out what vintage blood is.

I come into town, I look at the network, and it suddenly goes down, and now I'm just feeling like a Steve Urkel going 'did I do that? ' even though I know I definitely didn't do that, but I think I need someone to tell me that I definitely didn't do it.

You can't just look at this and cause it to go down, right?

So let me get this straight:

We're told, "[...] that only on the NET are you allowed to mention Kindred matters. All forms of Kindred mentions are still strictly forbidden on the normal internet, by text, and other forms of electronic communication."

Yet, 2 seconds later, the NET magically has a 'hiccup'? Is it just me, or is this a little funny, and not in the HAHA kind of way? Perhaps, this setup isn't as secure as we think. Surely, I can't be the only one with nettled suspicions.

I'll be pulling way back from the olden days for any kindred-related communications of a heavier variety for the foreseeable future, but without the archaic complication of verbose litanies. Expect personally delivered text messages as mundane as "LOL let's get some drunkblood" from my ghoul, Ritchie. Maybe even a few of her saying "Winky smiley face, yes, i'm down" followed by a vigorously practiced reenactment of, you guessed it, a winky smiley face. Am I joking? I suppose you'll have to wait and see if you're lucky enough to get one of my texts. 😉

At what point does one consider themselves 'too old for this shit' because I'm beginning to wonder. Obviously what we're missing right now is a good old fashion blood orgy. Someone really should get on the planning of one of those.

[FILTERED TO HOUNDS]

I had to discuss some things with Sethius first, but it would seem that Henry Stokes of clan Tremere is in fact missing. I'll need you to keep an eye out for anything you might overhear or be able to learn about it.

SchreckNET is back up. Just a slight hiccup in the system. These things happen but the problem has been fixed and it shouldn't go down again.

[FILTERED TO SUNNI DAY]

If you're interested we could use your help on something.

I might know something that no one else knows about a very important person screwing up... Someone's in trouble...

Ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha finally this bad boy is up and running. Bless the Nos. My little fingers are getting into so many more pies.