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Tweak says, "I can hear you..."

★[ rhiannon ]★ ☆ ✰ (nightcurse) wrote in schrecknet,
@ 2020-08-31 23:51:00

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character: ariel lee underwood, character: claudia wagner, character: garnet winters, character: mab, character: rook, character: tristian mayfair

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Who wants to help me out tomorrow? I've got a couch that needs hauling up a Sisyphian staircase in St Marks Place, and I know what you're thinking... I can do that shit myself. Well, of course I could, but that might not seem normal to my insufferably human, agonizingly nosy neighbors who are currently unemployed. My personal ongoings have basically become their Netflix. Besides, what's the use of you having super-strength if I can't watch you use it? P.S. I may or may not pay you.

[Garnet]
I have a collection of priceless artsy knives some idiot boy gave me at work, if you want to come over and throw them off the roof later.

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	morta 2020-09-01 05:26 am UTC (link)
	We could always throw them off and just have two women carrying it up over our heads. Never met bodybuilders before, you nosy fucks? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nightcurse 2020-09-01 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I would prefer them alive so that they could be marveling at us, thank you very much. Though, if they did die FIRST, that could be just enough of a distraction. People could be cooing outside at their splatter marks as we titter, ferrying up that fucking couch. Why do I do this to myself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morta 2020-09-01 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Who said aaaanything about murder, my love? I mean, we could but I know some people who might be angry. You're really trying too hard. Just throw that Toreador power out to make them fuck off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nightcurse
2020-09-01 05:53 am UTC (link)

My apologies, I have a one-track mind. How dare I even dream of murdering them? Them and their little fucking hats they wear, what do they call those? Bowlers? Like, who knew anybody had the fucking balls to try to make those a thing again.

But you're right. I should just use the force on them. I can see it now, a wave of my hand, telling them that they want to take the couch up. That they want to give me their credit cards.

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	morta 2020-09-01 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Aaah, fair. Dream away, love. Surely they're not actually bowlers? No one wears those fucking things. No one. You really should. You've got power. Use it. Enjoy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nightcurse 2020-09-01 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, but they're bowlers. They're totally fucking bowlers. Sometimes, even tweed flatcaps. That's how incorrigible the situation is here. Dire. I've been hesitant to use my powers lately. Probably, because I'm spending too much time at the bookstore actually doing my job. I need to go back to making everyone else do my job for me. Things were much better then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morta 2020-09-01 06:19 am UTC (link)
	I can't say much against a tweed flat cap. I'm Scottish, so... They're in my blood. But a bowler is unacceptable. At the very least, you shouldn't have to suffer carrying a couch when you can make other people do it. Think about whether or not you want to actually be a manager before you throw a coup at work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_intherough 2020-09-01 07:40 am UTC (link)
	No way in Hell, Claudia. Hell is to the left. Hauling your couch is to the right. Ne'er the twain shall meet. (Reply to this) (Thread)