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zechs27 (zechs27) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-09 16:35:00

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char: cobra commander, series: real men of genius week, title: g.i. joe

Real Men of Genius- Cobra Commander
Scans_Daily presents, Real Men of Genius week.

Real Men of Genius......

Today we salute you, Cobra Commander!

MISTER I'M SO EVIL I KICK CUTE PUPPIES GUY!

You're a man of many evil deeds.
Not simply content with you're ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
No, you make it your utter goal in life to be a rat bastard to everyone. On every day, especially former employees.

OW THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!

Nothing is sacred in you're hunger to quench that evil thrist. Not even gunning down you're own son.

I CANNOT BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!

Because quite simply, wearing a hood and a giant cobra symbol isn't enough to prove just how twisted you are. No, you have to dump enemies into a dungeon with the intent of never feeding or freeing them.

IT's REALLY A SUB-CELLAR!

So, crack open a nice cold one oh sultan of terror. No doubt it was money stolen from some fifteen year olds you promised to buy liquor for. Because tommorrow brings about another fowl deed to unleash upon a hapless soul.

MISTER CO-BRA LA LA LA GUY!!

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	thehefner 2009-08-09 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	hahahahahaha, sub-cellar. (Reply to this)

box_in_the_box
2009-08-09 11:25 pm UTC (link)

Is Destro dressed in his L.L. Bean combat gear when he gets trapped in that pit?

And as much of a dick as Cobra Commander is, Destro was being awfully pedantic. I practically heard Comic Book Guy's "Um, ACTUALLY ..." at the start of his sentence.

And Cobra Commander in the comics was a brilliant chameleon of ideology, wasn't he? In this post alone, he presents himself as a patriotic capitalist, a feminist patron of science and an Ayn Rand Objectivist ("Mine is a rationalist universe ...").

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	zechs27 2009-08-09 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, and that's why we love Cobra Commander. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	box_in_the_box 2009-08-09 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	I still hear Chris Latta's voice every time I read his dialogue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zechs27 2009-08-10 12:27 am UTC (link)
	As you should :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thehefner 2009-08-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Fuck, I was trying to read the above aloud in my best Latta impersonation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	box_in_the_box 2009-08-10 12:59 am UTC (link)
	The sad thing is, the only Chris Latta character who Chris Latta's voice doesn't fit ... is Chris Latta. As he appeared in Roadhouse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehefner 2009-08-10 01:23 am UTC (link)
	God, that's as jarring as the first time I saw what Garrison Keillor looked like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	darklorelei 2009-08-10 02:26 am UTC (link)
	He's got a great face for radio. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lookingforsigns 2009-08-10 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I always thought he was thinner. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	proteus_lives 2009-08-10 05:52 am UTC (link)
	OMG! That's Latta? Classic! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	proteus_lives 2009-08-10 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Everyone does, as they should. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kamino_neko 2009-08-10 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Jesus...given how many different masks CC has had, you'd think he'd have more than 2 that didn't suck (the classic silver blank, and original hood). And, yet... (Reply to this)

icon_uk
2009-08-10 12:23 am UTC (link)

I wondered what had happened to Billy, who made an interesting foil to Cobra Commander. I now find from wikipedia that in "America's Elite" CC shot him with a poisoned bullet (which is "Ick!" enough) but then hung his corpse from a flag-pole as a sign of breaking ties with the past, and there isn't enough "ick" in the world for THAT one.

Every time I see a lame stunt like that pulled I hear John Shea's Lex Luthor's comment from "Lois and Clark" in my mind "I hate having to have someone killed, it's like announcing to the world that you can't solve a problem creatively"

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zechs27
2009-08-10 12:31 am UTC (link)

Yeah well CC really lost it by that time period. Besides that he kidnapped Destro and the Baroness's kid and was going to brainwash him to be his ideal son if not for Destro turning all of M.A.R.S. thus his entire life and his other son, Alexander over to him.

But on the bright side, Billy's death lead to CC's downfall. It made Zartan go ahead with his betrayl of Cobra leading the Joes to the base and having the Dreadnoks help them.

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	darklorelei 2009-08-10 12:55 am UTC (link)
	"A supercilious twit to the bitter end." I need to use that line sometime. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	geoffsebesta 2009-08-10 06:35 am UTC (link)
	It's much better than "Thank you, have a nice day." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ashtoreth 2009-08-10 05:45 am UTC (link)
	That yellow helmet! :( (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zechs27 2009-08-10 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Aren't we glad that only lasted what? Two issues before he returned to the #99 costume. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	proteus_lives 2009-08-10 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh, Cobra Commander. One of the original dicks! (Reply to this)

	comicoz 2009-08-10 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	As I only watched the cartoon (since it was on before Transformers or M.A.S.K., depending on the season), I had no idea Storm Shadow was related to him. Interesting! (Reply to this)