Is Destro dressed in his L.L. Bean combat gear when he gets trapped in that pit?
And as much of a dick as Cobra Commander is, Destro was being awfully pedantic. I practically heard Comic Book Guy's "Um, ACTUALLY ..." at the start of his sentence.
And Cobra Commander in the comics was a brilliant chameleon of ideology, wasn't he? In this post alone, he presents himself as a patriotic capitalist, a feminist patron of science and an Ayn Rand Objectivist ("Mine is a rationalist universe ...").