Pervy Werewolf Fanciers

Title: Fanboy
Rating: nc17
Pairing: Remus/Stubby Boardman
Wordcount: 3037
Kink(s): alcohol use, drug(s) use, first time, bisexuality
Challenge: LMOM 2009
Summary: Remus finds out his hero is playing a gig, and he's lucky enough to go.
Notes: me and hpsauce are fic prompting each other every day. today's is "remus/stubby boardman (blame the tags for giving me ideas) - with drunken-and-enthusiastic-fanboy-remus and rambling-rockstar-stubby :D"
Notes 2: in 78 acdc, kiss, judas preist, black sabbath and alice cooper all had albums out. and so the Hobgoblins are a metal band \m/

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Title: Better the Instruction (16/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam, Teddy/Andrew.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: ~10,100 words
Warnings: Anal sex; vague references to Remus/Teddy.
Summary: Remus and Sam, Teddy and Andrew spend Christmas Eve together at Remus's house, and play charades.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings. Also posted here.

( Chapter 16 )

Title: Better the Instruction (14/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Teddy, Teddy/Andrew, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7233 words
Warnings: Wanking, incestuous fantasies, rimming fantasies, rimming, bottoming from the top.
Summary: After a bad full moon transformation, Remus reminds Teddy that he's expected for Christmas. Sam convinces Remus to attend a holiday party with him, and rewards him afterward.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (14/22) ) (also here and here.)


Title: Better the Instruction (15/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew; references to Remus/Sam, Teddy/Simon, Teddy/Remus.
Chapter rating: R
Chapter length: 9025 words
Warnings: Frottage.
Summary: Teddy, Andrew, and Simon go to Charon, a gay wizarding club.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction, 15/22 ) (also here and here.)

Title: Better the Instruction (10/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Teddy.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 8273 words
Warnings: Roleplaying, mutual masturbation.
Summary: Remus is glad to reach a fragile peace with Teddy, and enjoys Sam's method of relaxing him.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings. Also posted here and here.

( Better the Instruction (10/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (8/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam, Remus solo; references to Remus/Teddy, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, Remus/other men.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: ~7100 words
Warnings: Incestuous fantasies, wanking, plugs.
Summary: Sam and Remus have a long talk, but Remus doesn't tell Sam what's really on his mind.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings. Also here.

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Title: Better the Instruction (6/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Teddy.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 9262 words
Warnings: Wanking, plugs, rimming, anal sex, incestuous fantasies.
Summary: Remus, Sam, and Teddy go to a Quidditch match, Remus and Sam have a romantic evening together, and Remus takes Teddy somewhere new.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings. Also posted here and here.

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Title: Better the Instruction (4/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam, Remus solo, Remus/Teddy; references to Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 10861 words
Warnings: Wanking, mutual masturbation, incestuous fantasies, incest.
Summary: Remus is a bit concerned about his fantasies, but the lesson on "hands" goes ahead as planned.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

[Chapter One] [Chapter Two] [Chapter Three]

( Better the Instruction (4/22) )

Also posted here.

Title: Better the Instruction (2/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Sirius, Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 8240 words
Warnings: Wanking, incestuous fantasies, rimming, plugs, anal sex.
Summary: Remus makes a list (and checks it twice) and Sam and Teddy are more formally introduced.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.


( Better the Instruction (2/22) )

Also posted here.

[This fic is complete; one chapter will be posted every Monday for 22 weeks. The chapters alternate between Teddy's and Remus's POVs and not every chapter has explicit sex involving Remus, but the overall story deals with the Remus/Teddy relationship and there's plenty of kinky sex of one sort or another, so I think it fits the comm parameters.]

Complete fic header:

Title: Better the Instruction
Authors: celandineb and emiime
Pairings with explicit sex: Remus solo, Remus/Sam (aka Stubby Boardman), Remus/Teddy, Teddy solo, Teddy/Andrew (OC), Teddy/Simon (OC).
Pairings referred to or implied: Bill/Fleur, Ginny/Harry, Hannah/Neville, Hermione/Ron, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, Remus/other men, Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/other boys.
Rating: NC17
Length: 22 chapters; approximately 186,000 words total
Activities/kinks/squicks: anal sex, arseplay, blowjobs, bondage, bottoming from the top, delayed orgasm, dirty pictures, dirty talk, exhibitionism, first time, frottage, incestuous fantasies, incest [including most of these activities], mutual masturbation, nipple clamps, nipple play, plugs, restraints, rimming, roleplaying, semi-public sex, wanking
Summary: Teddy Lupin, uncertain of his own sexuality, discovers that his father is queer. He persuades a reluctantly intrigued Remus to teach him about sex, although Remus is involved in an increasingly serious relationship of his own.
Notes: This story is AU: Remus survived the Battle of Hogwarts, although Tonks did not. Otherwise canon- and epilogue-compliant. The title is taken from Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice, act iii, sc. i, l. 23: Shylock: "The villany you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard, but I will better the instruction."

Chapter header:

Title: Better the Instruction (1/22)
Chapter pairings: Teddy solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Sirius, Teddy/Victoire, and Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: ~8600 words
Warnings: Wanking, rimming, non-explicit mentions of frottage and blowjobs and M/F sex, incestuous fantasies.
Summary: Teddy never expected to walk in on his father with another man. He certainly never expected to have this reaction.

( Chapter 1 can be found here or here )

Title: A Hundred Veils (LMOM 2008, 3 of 31)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Stubby Boardman
Kinks: Sex toys
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Wordcount: 908

Summary: In which Remus is fitted for his adventures to come.

Notes: 31 different pairings in 31 days (more info). The story begins with Part 1.

( At some point during the afternoon, Remus decided that he must still be dreaming... )

Tomorrow's pairing: Remus/Draco.

Title: After Silence
Author: elfflame
Pairing: Remus/Regulus
Rating: NC-17
Theme/kink: AU
Warnings: wall!sex?
Word Count: 3913
Summary: After the dust settles, Remus goes to find out just who Stubby Boardman is.
Compliant to: DH with AU elements
Notes: I started this a long time ago, inspired by littlecup’s Regulus, who she and I had decided had become the rock star Stubby Boardman, hence his visual similarity to Sirius Black. ( spoiler for DH here and in the story )Huge thanks to ceria for the beta job. Thank you for making this fic better than it would have been.


( After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley )

Title: A Pain Called Dog
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Stubby Boardman (Remus/Sirius)
Summary: Remus looks for a way to deal with his pain after James and Lily's funeral.
Kink(s): Spanking, bondage, voyeurism, exhibitionism, public sex.
Challenge: For the In Like A Lion ficathon
Notes: This story is for fluffyllama. I hope you like it! I blame you entirely for the pairing; your request gave me a plot bunny! Thanks to Mysteria for the Britpick.
Disclaimer: All those Harry Potter people belong to J. K. Rowling. Please don't turn me into a newt. What I've done to them here is mine and may not be bent, folded, spindled, mutilated, or archived without my permission.

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