12 June 2010 @ 03:27 pm
Drabble: Undersigned  
Title: Undersigned
Author: [info]alsha
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Celine Laffort
Word Count: 100 words
Rating: G
Summary: Fictional-Essen psychotherapist Samantha Unterwelt has had enough of vacuous conversation and the inevitable water damage resulting from her patient's deep welling of tears on a regular basis, posing, she might add, a considerable hazard to health and safety. She has filed a separate report in this regard.
Disclaimer: RTL can have her.
A/N: I was told in no uncertain terms that I'm a mindless and ungrateful consumer unless I contribute something to this challenge. Fortunately, Celine gets my creative juices flowing - who would've thought?


PATIENT ASSESSMENT

Name: Celine Laffort
Date: 24-6-2010
Assessor: Samantha Unterwelt
Reason for Suspension of Therapy: Boredom

Over the twelve weeks of her therapy, the patient in question has exibited behaviours incompatible with the expectations of her overseeing counsellor and proven resistant to the treatments recommended as per the terms of her counselling. Due to a persistent and marked disinclination to change habits that are demonstrably uninspiring in her interactions with others, it is the decision of this assessor that a requisition be submitted for the institutionalisation of this patient. Supporting testimony is available from the offices of EKP Inc.

Undersigned
 
 
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Aldi: AWZ: NDFUG[info]aldiara on June 12th, 2010 03:56 am (UTC)
*cackles* Clearly I need to be tyrannical and guilt-trippy more often. I DEMAND FULL PATIENT REPORTS! WITH LOVING RECORDS OF EVERY SINGLE BORING TEAR!

...on second thought, short Celine is good Celine, Y/Y.

<333333333333333333333333333
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[info]samedy on June 12th, 2010 05:13 am (UTC)
Tsk tsk. Celine, the good doctor can't help you if you won't help yourself. Now buck up and stop crying!

This was great! There's so much dysfunction in Essen, the friendly neighborhood psychotherapist probably doesn't know what to do with herself.
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alsha[info]alsha on June 12th, 2010 06:34 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Personally, I'm of the opinion that Fictional-Essen has the improbable statistic of 0 psychiatric personnel in the vicinity... it would be much too exhausting and doubtlessly poorly paid... or at the very least, owned body and soul by Steinkamp Enterprises. Can you imagine Axel biting his pen and making Freudian notes? Steinkamp-Schwartz Mental Health Services *shudderlaugh*
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geekchick1013: AWZ Gigglesnort[info]geekchick1013 on June 12th, 2010 06:08 am (UTC)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD I CANNOT BE MORE AMUSED THAT CELINE'S POOR THERAPIST WOULD HAVE TO DISCONTINUE TREATMENT BECAUSE OF EXTREME BOREDOM. HEEEEEE!!!! <33333333333333333
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alsha: Buffy: balancing pencils[info]alsha on June 12th, 2010 06:30 am (UTC)
HAHA, this immediate gratification flail in capslock thing is new to me. I LIKE IT! Thanks!
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geekchick1013: AWZ Hee![info]geekchick1013 on June 12th, 2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
I didn't embrace the CAPSLOCK SQUEE until I entered this fandom and now I have no idea how I ever lived without it. :D
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G: AnnetteAxelSmooch[info]giorgiakerr on June 19th, 2010 08:04 am (UTC)
Word.
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Lilith: awz-pixie!Simone[info]lilithilien on June 12th, 2010 06:21 am (UTC)
LOL you had me at water damage.

I'm also very taken with the phrase "demonstrably uninspiring" - that pretty much sums up Celine!

(I happen to think you're contributing plenty to the EKP machine, but I won't turn down more fic, should your creative juices continue to flow. LIKE CELINE'S TEARS.)
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alsha: Firefly: Inara smile[info]alsha on June 12th, 2010 06:29 am (UTC)
Glad you liked!

(I argued as much, but your brainthird is a very stubborn woman and she was giving me That Look, the same one that accompanies statements like "I don't believe in gravity"... which basically amounts to no amount of rational argument will suffice to get me out of this. So I caved. As I usually do.
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Christine: FlyingHug[info]spaghettitoes on June 12th, 2010 03:49 pm (UTC)
Eeeeeeee!
I absolutely adore this! I want the Risk Assessment for treating Celine.

Oh dear, poor Samantha! Can we get Jenny in for therapy next? I'm sure that'll keep her more than interested ;)
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alsha: Buffy: balancing pencils[info]alsha on June 15th, 2010 08:41 am (UTC)
Thanks! This could get out of control very quickly! And, er, I think if I were to get Jenny in, I'd end up getting all sympathetic and wibbly as she gradually and gruffly opened up about what's in her head. It would be too painful. No. I'll stick with Celine the Cabbage who I can always mock mercilessly :D
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - celine sunglasses[info]sdk on June 12th, 2010 05:25 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG. I've been battling with my Celine muse all morning and this is just what I needed. hahahaahaha. I LOVE IT OMG. ALDI NEEDS TO TWIST YOUR ARM MORE, BITTE. XD

<333
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alsha: paper crane[info]alsha on June 15th, 2010 08:42 am (UTC)
Aldi has great powers! We'll see where this leads... but be warned, I very very very rarely write fic.
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Diana: AWZ- Ingo \o/[info]notoriouslyuniq on June 12th, 2010 07:44 pm (UTC)
BWHAHAHAHAHA!

inevitable water damage

demonstrably uninspiring


<3
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alsha: Buffy: Willow hand up me me[info]alsha on June 15th, 2010 08:48 am (UTC)
Aw, you make it look like poetry.

Tears fall ceaselessly;
leaky tap in the next room
starts to sulk, upstaged.
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RedCouchAddict: No7_AWZ Mod Post - Celine[info]redcouchaddict on June 12th, 2010 08:07 pm (UTC)
"disinclination to change habits"

HAHAHAAHHAAH! Yes, clearly there is no hope for her and her imemdiate removal is unavoidable. Yes. <3333
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alsha: Cheerleader: Sinead smirk[info]alsha on June 15th, 2010 08:49 am (UTC)
That's the plan! Here, Celine, try this lovely selection of multicoloured pills. Maybe Bernd can be one of the orderlies...
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4nn4: great[info]4nn4 on June 13th, 2010 09:37 pm (UTC)
heheh..
hihihiihhi.
hahahahhaha YAY!!!

^ this describes how I feel about this fic.

(once I looked up the difficult words, it made.... a lot more sense, surprisingly. :P)
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alsha: Finding Nemo: scared[info]alsha on June 15th, 2010 08:50 am (UTC)
Sense?! There was sense in there?! Argh, it slipped in by accident, I swear.
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G: CommeIlEstBeauCeline[info]giorgiakerr on June 19th, 2010 08:06 am (UTC)
"Reason for Suspension of Therapy: Boredom"

BAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME!!
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alsha: Cheerleader: b/w kiss[info]alsha on June 19th, 2010 08:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks ;)
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