12 June 2010 @ 03:27 pm
Drabble: Undersigned  
Title: Undersigned
Author: [info]alsha
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Celine Laffort
Word Count: 100 words
Rating: G
Summary: Fictional-Essen psychotherapist Samantha Unterwelt has had enough of vacuous conversation and the inevitable water damage resulting from her patient's deep welling of tears on a regular basis, posing, she might add, a considerable hazard to health and safety. She has filed a separate report in this regard.
Disclaimer: RTL can have her.
A/N: I was told in no uncertain terms that I'm a mindless and ungrateful consumer unless I contribute something to this challenge. Fortunately, Celine gets my creative juices flowing - who would've thought?


PATIENT ASSESSMENT

Name: Celine Laffort
Date: 24-6-2010
Assessor: Samantha Unterwelt
Reason for Suspension of Therapy: Boredom

Over the twelve weeks of her therapy, the patient in question has exibited behaviours incompatible with the expectations of her overseeing counsellor and proven resistant to the treatments recommended as per the terms of her counselling. Due to a persistent and marked disinclination to change habits that are demonstrably uninspiring in her interactions with others, it is the decision of this assessor that a requisition be submitted for the institutionalisation of this patient. Supporting testimony is available from the offices of EKP Inc.

Undersigned
 
 
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Christine: FlyingHug[info]spaghettitoes on June 12th, 2010 03:49 pm (UTC)
Eeeeeeee!
I absolutely adore this! I want the Risk Assessment for treating Celine.

Oh dear, poor Samantha! Can we get Jenny in for therapy next? I'm sure that'll keep her more than interested ;)
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alsha: Buffy: balancing pencils[info]alsha on June 15th, 2010 08:41 am (UTC)
Thanks! This could get out of control very quickly! And, er, I think if I were to get Jenny in, I'd end up getting all sympathetic and wibbly as she gradually and gruffly opened up about what's in her head. It would be too painful. No. I'll stick with Celine the Cabbage who I can always mock mercilessly :D
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