12 June 2010 @ 03:27 pm
Drabble: Undersigned  
Title: Undersigned
Author: [info]alsha
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Celine Laffort
Word Count: 100 words
Rating: G
Summary: Fictional-Essen psychotherapist Samantha Unterwelt has had enough of vacuous conversation and the inevitable water damage resulting from her patient's deep welling of tears on a regular basis, posing, she might add, a considerable hazard to health and safety. She has filed a separate report in this regard.
Disclaimer: RTL can have her.
A/N: I was told in no uncertain terms that I'm a mindless and ungrateful consumer unless I contribute something to this challenge. Fortunately, Celine gets my creative juices flowing - who would've thought?


PATIENT ASSESSMENT

Name: Celine Laffort
Date: 24-6-2010
Assessor: Samantha Unterwelt
Reason for Suspension of Therapy: Boredom

Over the twelve weeks of her therapy, the patient in question has exibited behaviours incompatible with the expectations of her overseeing counsellor and proven resistant to the treatments recommended as per the terms of her counselling. Due to a persistent and marked disinclination to change habits that are demonstrably uninspiring in her interactions with others, it is the decision of this assessor that a requisition be submitted for the institutionalisation of this patient. Supporting testimony is available from the offices of EKP Inc.

Undersigned
 
 
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geekchick1013: AWZ Gigglesnort[info]geekchick1013 on June 12th, 2010 06:08 am (UTC)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD I CANNOT BE MORE AMUSED THAT CELINE'S POOR THERAPIST WOULD HAVE TO DISCONTINUE TREATMENT BECAUSE OF EXTREME BOREDOM. HEEEEEE!!!! <33333333333333333
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alsha: Buffy: balancing pencils[info]alsha on June 12th, 2010 06:30 am (UTC)
HAHA, this immediate gratification flail in capslock thing is new to me. I LIKE IT! Thanks!
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geekchick1013: AWZ Hee![info]geekchick1013 on June 12th, 2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
I didn't embrace the CAPSLOCK SQUEE until I entered this fandom and now I have no idea how I ever lived without it. :D
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G: AnnetteAxelSmooch[info]giorgiakerr on June 19th, 2010 08:04 am (UTC)
Word.
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