The Lunatic Cafe

Victor walks into the cafe with a small limp.

Small accident.

He flags down a waitress as he sits in a booth and orders a cheesburger and a large glass of milk.

She was just an ordinary girl who was living in the nexus. She was new to the whole nexus thing, but that wasn't the point. The point was that she was in the cafe for the very first time to meet her new neighbors.
After all, what better way to celebrate perfect humiliation than by getting utterly smashed just to show how it can't get worse?

She'd never been in the cafe before, but she'd heard things from her friend Egon. (Who was not one of the Ghostbusters, despite her name for him.) She knew the rules (good for her) and found a corner table in a nice spot where she could sit against a wall. She liked her back to the wall when she drank. That way when she hit the floor there was a chance the wall could catch her fall. Hey, it made sense to her.

A pretty young waitress came over to take her order and Miki settled on any beer brand they had that was good. She wasn't too picky. Once she got her drink, she took a swig and waited for her neighbors to show up.

((Yeah, expect drunken behavior, bad language, innuendos, not so innuendos...))