Eskimo Kiss

Alkim, or Kim for short (Turkish meaning "rainbow", insert your own gay jokes)
10 (40.0%)

Berk (Turkish meaning "solid, firm, strong," conveniently doubling as insult)
2 (8.0%)

Best (lazy research can't find Turkish meaning, but just imagine all the "Best Öztürk" puns)
0 (0.0%)

Cem (Turkish meaning "king, sovereign," also many many "come" jokes)
2 (8.0%)

Eren (Turkish meaning "brave, strong hero")
5 (20.0%)

Eustace (Old Greek meaning "good harvest, fruitful," also annoying little twat from Voyage of the Dawn Treader)
0 (0.0%)

Evren (Turkish meaning "the uniserve," will become as Master of the Universe)
1 (4.0%)

Johannes (meaning, er, "god is gracious" or something, more importantly lends itself to German penis jokes)
2 (8.0%)

Perry (too many damn meanings to list, will surely end up solving crime with big bro)
0 (0.0%)

Sergei (Russian meaning "respected")
1 (4.0%)

Tarkan (lazy research can't find Turkish meaning, but will surely become pop idol)
0 (0.0%)

Wolf (because, d'uh)
1 (4.0%)

Yakup (Turkish variant of Jacob, "he who supplants," will, uhm, supplant Frank in Flo's affections)
1 (4.0%)

Epic win! Reminds me of Diana!
0 (0.0%)

Epic fail! Reminds me of Stella!
11 (39.3%)

Epic meh. Katja Who?
12 (42.9%)

Totally her own, original character who is in no way like anyone else!
1 (3.6%)

Fluff. Too much, too sweet.
1 (3.6%)

The wrong kind of cheese on your sandwich (and your bitchy boyfriend won't make you a new one).
6 (21.4%)

Hot, girlslashy awesomesauce (just ignore canon entirely, and all shall be well!)
3 (10.7%)

An ominous cloud of DeKa on the murky and pessimistic horizon.
3 (10.7%)

Your options are confusing and not representative. I shall relate my own impression in the comments.
2 (7.1%)

CAPSLOCK CHECKBOX YAY!
10 (35.7%)

What, you thought I'd click a checkbox just because it said "CAPSLOCK CHECKBOX YAY"? What do you think I am, some kinda Pavlovian dog?
5 (17.9%)

I have no opinion on Katja, but I want Pommes.
2 (7.1%)

He doesn't suspect anything. He truly meant it when he said he trusts Roman.
1 (3.6%)

He doesn't suspect anything, not really. Those little twitches he gets are him just being paranoid and oversensitive. He trusts Roman, really.
4 (14.3%)

He definitely suspects but is waiting for Roman to open up to him rather than forcing the issue.
4 (14.3%)

He suspects something, which is why he's going above and beyond to show that he's the ultimate boyfriend. Just in case the question ever comes up, you know.
8 (28.6%)

He's not sure whether he suspects anything or not but Marc's smirk annoys the shit out of him and he offers him fish at every turn.
8 (28.6%)

It's too soon to tell; Show is being an indecisive bitch and hasn't given us enough clues yet.
6 (21.4%)

It doesn't matter what he knows. Roman's being terrible to his cute bf. Why can't Marc just leave and everything will go back like it was? *magic handwaves*
1 (3.6%)

Something else that I will elaborate on in comments.
3 (10.7%)

Man, you people think way too much about this show. Get a life!
2 (7.1%)

POMMES!
15 (53.6%)