OK...I have to hand it to you for originality! I've never even heard of remote-controlled skylights, but of course Brian Kinney would find them useful! This was some hot, hot sex in a really cold setting!

And this line totally amused me:
We had steadily fucked and sucked our way from one end of the house to the other, and this sunroom was basically our final frontier.

:D

Thank you for sharing this!