The Tale of the Problem Customer, Final Fantasy VII (Rufus & Turks)
Title: The Tale of the Problem Customer
Author: GuiltyRed
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack – and high cholesterol levels.
Word count: 855
Prompt: Final Fantasy VII, Rufus & Turks: crackfic and/or AU - Shinra does McDonalds
Summary: In which Reno and Elena face adversity and Tseng earns his managerial wings.
A/N: Dedicated to everyone who has ever wanted to strangle the living shit out of a badly-behaved customer.