Wizards, Lock Up Your Daughters!
The Daily Prophet announced earlier this month that society lady Florence Rosier would be marrying Rabastan Lestrange, brother to boggart Minister Lestrange. The staff at The Quibbler has uncovered the frightening truth: both Lestrange men are boggarts, and they seek to breed! The number of weddings this month suggest that boggarts are spreading throughout the wizarding community. Such possible boggart/witch couples include Rookwood/Jugson, Malfoy/Black, Avery/Mulciber, Prewett/Catchlove, and Wilkes/Carrow. Further investigation is required. (continued on page 3)
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