Xenophilius Lovegood (zeeno) wrote in an_ill_wind, @ 2009-10-01 09:48:00 |
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The Quibbler
October 1980
Wizards, Lock Up Your Daughters!
The Daily Prophet announced earlier this month that society lady Florence Rosier would be marrying Rabastan Lestrange, brother to boggart Minister Lestrange. The staff at The Quibbler has uncovered the frightening truth: both Lestrange men are boggarts, and they seek to breed! The number of weddings this month suggest that boggarts are spreading throughout the wizarding community. Such possible boggart/witch couples include Rookwood/Jugson, Malfoy/Black, Avery/Mulciber, Prewett/Catchlove, and Wilkes/Carrow. Further investigation is required. (continued on page 3)
page 2: Acknowledgements
page 3: Boggart Weddings, continued
page 4: Apology for our Absence, the Story of our Ordeal with the Dark Army
page 7: Interview with Blenheim Stalk, author of Muggles Who Notice
page 9: Magical Tattoos: Lasting Fashion or Fad?
page 10: Ads for Obscurus Books and Flourish and Blotts