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Morgan Happy Stark (
maguna
) wrote in
wtnvgame
,
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2021
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08
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03
20:05:00
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₴inactive player: noey
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₴inactive player: squid
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₴inactive: morgan stark (au)
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₴inactive: st. john allerdyce
» text messages | john → morgan
You've thought a lot about this.
So like....
Has anything
weird
happened lately?
John
Got any wood nearby to knock on?
Because no.
But now that you've asked? It probably will.
Morgan
I have a childish pun for that.
I need you to acknowledge how grown up I am by not saying it please.
John
I am very impressed with how mature and responsible you are by refraining.
If this were a movie you would be 'take home to mother' material.
Morgan
Ah, but which mother?
I mean, if I cracked the joke, and this was a movie
I'd be dead in the next act.
John
Antonio.
But, depending on the genre?
You could come back as a zombie.
Morgan
I'm pretty sure I could win over Antonio.
Okay, but not if it's one of those dumb rom-com zombie flicks.
Also, I'd be a super picky zombie. Just saying.
John
Nat would probably be an easy win too.
We pretend the rom-com ones don't exist.
What kind of picky are we talking here?
Morgan
Don't I just have to promise to kill fuckers and she'll like me???
Thank God. Cause I can't get behind zombie-romance.
I'd probably be paleo zombie. No meat heads, no airheads. Don't think I could be bothered getting through too many layers of fat.
I could probably stick to vegans and gluten-frees. I mean, they'll be weak and slow anyway.
John
Like I said. Easy win.
Zombies or no zombies I think we can collectively agree that rom-coms in general are trash.
[...]
You've thought a lot about this.
Morgan
I've thought about this a lot more than most people really should give it thought.
And probably in a highly specific way.
Because that's how I roll.
John
This is taking doomsday prepping to a whole new level.
Now I feel like I should be planning my zombie diet.
Morgan
You absolutely should.
It's the new age 'in the event of my death' paperwork
John
There is a lot to factor in here.
Depending on what zombie lore we're going with.
Morgan
At the time, I was working on ZombieLand protocols.
Pretty much because it was the only one I'd seen.
John
These are the best protocols.
Not sure about the diet yet, but Hawking zombie variant would be the goal.
Morgan
It would be a goal.
Not entirely. A few here and there.
Terrorist life doesn't lend itself well to all things pop-culture
John
If I keep some intelligence? Vengeful zombie is still an option.
We need to fix this. I can come camp out for a few days.
Turn you into a pop-cultured terrorist.
Morgan
I mean is there anything more vengeful than eating the brains of the living?
We're going to need a lot of snacks.
Especially if all the zombies are eating.
John
There ain't but hanging on to coherent thinking skills will allow me to pick and choose my victims.
We'll raid a store first and stock up. At least enough for 3-4 days.
Best to be prepared for the zombie eating.
Morgan
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