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kore (
asphodelus
) wrote in
wtnvgame
,
@
2021
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05
-
24
19:28:00
Entry tags:
!text message
,
₴inactive player: rae
,
₴inactive player: squid
,
₴inactive: napoleon solo
,
₴inactive: persephone
ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ | kore » napoleon
#textmessages
Hi ❤️
So... this is not me.
The plants, I mean.
persephone
Hi back 💙
Although that is very nice to hear.
I'd be worried about whatever poor shmuck had pissed you off.
Although that does lead to some worrying questions.
napoleon
No, nothing like that thankfully!
Funny, you mentioning worrying, though.
Cause I kind of am?
I don't really know what's going on but these plants are
upset
. Like they feel threatened.
Are you and Illya okay??
persephone
I suppose they don't really like being in a building, hmm?
There's a hint of violence in the air too, probably not helping matters.
I'm okay. I think.
Still trying to get back to the room to check on Illya, honestly. I had been trying to go out.
napoleon
I don't blame them, honestly.
And... I wouldn't mess with them too much? (That's more directed at Illya than you, though.)
They grew
so quickly
that the power or whatever is behind them is pretty strong. Even for me.
I can still kind of push them back a little, for now, though?
If you can't make it back let me know? I'm not sure Eros will let me leave by myself but I could try to help from here.
persephone
I'm fairly sure that unless the plants attempt to beat him at chess, Illya will be unconcerned.
He's a communist, they tend not to fight with the plant life.
He'd probably try to share space with them.
Don't strain yourself too much, if this is one of those weird Night Vale things, maybe don't get hurt?
The trick is mostly not inhaling too much pollen that I choke.
napoleon
He is a tough loser...
And I won’t! I have Eros - and I’m sure everyone else will either come here or we’ll go to them.
Clearly that just means you need to spend more time with me!
Build up a tolerance to it!
persephone
And a smarmy winner.
Good, maybe some how the plants will calm down and have a nap.
Oh, what a hardship. I'll have to--
napoleon
You’ll what?
Napoleon??
...
If you’re trying to be funny I’m not laughing!
...
Please don’t be hurt!!
persephone
SORRY
I tripped. Just ...
Jesus there's a lot of these vines around here.
Knee and ego very bruised, but I'm fine.
My dignity is a mess.
napoleon
OH MY GODS DON’T DO THAT!
I THOUGHT SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAD HAPPENED!!!!
You better be fine or it will be far more than your dignity 😡
I will be very upset otherwise.
Also this just settles it. I’m going to try and check up on you both.
persephone
That might be a good idea, actually.
I appear to be in a bit of a bind at the moment.
Making friends left and right, but they might be a tad clingy for my tastes.
napoleon
Well your cologne is very nice...
Okay sorry - stay calm!
I'm on my way!
persephone
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