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𝕘𝕨𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕪 (
gwendolynstacy
) wrote in
wtnvgame
,
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2021
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04
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23
00:55:00
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₴inactive player: rae
,
₴inactive player: squid
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₴inactive: gwen stacy
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₴inactive: peter quill
ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇꜱ | gwen » space peter
Okay so like...
Moon Pie’s egg hatching into the Goosebumps monster has me worried about mine.
I’ve been playing drums for it.
What if it comes out like a violent rock Pokémon or something? Just a giant Onyx wanting to wreck stuff?
gwen
Um.
I'd say maybe like... Play softer drums?
What's a Pokémon?
peter
[...]
That's not funny Peter.
Either of those things.
You’re getting less funny in your old age.
gwen
I'm still pretty funny.
Not that I was trying to be.
But I mean, if you don't want a wrecking thing it's an option right?
Drum like George Harrison instead of like Guns and Roses?
peter
[...]
DID YOU JUST MIX UP THE BEATLES?!?!!!!
I can’t breathe.
I think I’m having a spider heart attack.
gwen
I'm still figuring this stuff out.
Is he not the Beatle?
A spider heart attack? Should I call one of those medics for you?
peter
He is A Beatle. But not the drummer.
Clearly you are going senile and it’s YOU that needs the medic.
gwen
Who's the drummer?
This is a lot of abuse to take first thing in the morning from a stranger you know.
I deleted Tinder for this reason.
peter
IT’S RINGO, PETER!
RINGO STARR!
A stranger?
A stranger?
Do I look like a stranger to you Peter Parker?
Also gross! I don’t want to know about your old person Tinder.
gwen
Oh, right. Ringo. That's right.
Yes? Yes you do.
Not Peter Parker.
peter
[...]
Oh shit.
Wrong Peter.
Sorry
.
Hi.
gwen
It's cool.
Makes more sense.
Little spider dude right?
So what's a pokemon?
peter
Possibly.
I mean in my defense there are 3 of them here.
And like, way more exist in the multiverse.
A Pokémon is a little monster that you collect and train to fight, to be the very best Pokémon trainer.
It started as a Gameboy game in the 90’s?
You don’t look ancient. But you’re asking ancient questions.
gwen
That's a lot of spiders.
Oh, I mean I'm in my 30s but I grew up in Space.
Kidnapped by an alien and raised on a spaceship.
I think I have one of those Gameboy's though, with Tetris.
peter
You were abducted?!
(Is that a cool thing or not a cool thing? I want to say it’s cool but I don’t want to if it was traumatic.)
Just Tetris?! You need to expand your horizons, dude. Like on multiple fronts, apparently.
gwen
Oh, it was traumatic, but it was pretty cool.
Good and bad stuff with it but I don't really think I'd change it for anything.
This is the first time I've been back on Earth in years.
Tetris was the only cartridge that Yondu got in his stash.
space peter
Huh. Good to know.
Omg! Really? Have you had corn dogs yet???
Okay forgiven due to alien stashes.
gwen
Those are in the buns, right? But they're not really dogs? Cause people don't eat dogs?
Right?
I'm still learning Netflix and Spotify honestly.
space peter
They’re encased in cornbread. And they’re delicious.
[...]
Yeah they’re.... high in nitrates?
And obviously Tinder. You def should take better pics than what you sent me. Just saying.
gwen
Oh, well I'll add them to the list of things to try.
And nitrates are good. Right?
I mean yeah, it was was the list.
Did you want one of the tinder ones?
I've read those are rude to send without invitation.
space peter
Uhhh... yeah they’re good. Totally. Yup.
And sure.
[...]
Wait! No!
Dude are sending nudes on Tinder?!
gwen
Okay. Corndogs and nitrates.
What? No.
Clothes are on definitely. Just... angles right?
space peter
Oh okay good!
Yeah.. yeah, angles.
All about the angles.
Just not the dangle.
gwen
That's a third date thing, right?
Or is that just a 80s movie thing now?
Do Earthlings still care about bases?
space peter
Some still do.
Definitely a third base thing. Maybe like... passing short stop if you’re getting technical with them.
Okay so what’s a Tinder pic you’re using that’s getting you verbally abused by strangers?
gwen
space peter
That is weak sauce, Space Peter.
gwen
I can make myself puke a rainbow.
Why are people into this?
space peter
Cute but might not be taken seriously.
And Idk. It’s all about internet fads.
You need some like this:
Super clear, simple.
gwen
Why are there so many rules for pictures though?
That seems overly complex.
Also I do not look that pretty so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
space peter
If you were a child of the 80’s you should remember the importance of
glamour shots
.
Aw thanks Space Peter!
I could almost forget about the Ringo thing. Almost.
But idk - you’re a dude. Just take a mirror picture shirtless. Girls secretly do like that kinda stuff.
Just like, upload it as the last picture. Never your actual profile pic.
Though really on Tinder I guess it doesn’t matter much. It’s just for hook-ups.
gwen
I was a child in the 80s. I only remember how awesome Kevin Bacon was and had Pamela Anderson on my wall.
I'm getting better, but Spotify only tells you some stuff on some of the tracks.
Noted. It was totally easier in space. You just had to have credits and a both your arms.
I kinda got that impression yeah.
space peter
Footloose! That's a good movie.
I’m totally going to send you some of my playlists. What’s your Spotify account?
And huh. Higher chance of armless dudes in space. Noted. I would probably still manage to find a guy that’s secretly a lizard.
gwen
itsstarlord
Send away. I'm still working through the decades. I just got a Zune so this is like mind blowing man.
Armless, legless, eyeless. I live with a tree and trash-panda.
Or not so secretly a lizard?
space peter
I’m gwennie
A Zune?! Retro. I like it.
That sounds fun?
And oh, no, definitely not looking for anymore lizard men in my life.
gwen
Awesome!
Yeah, I had my walkman but
Ego
that got broken.
Yondu's stash had so many weird things in it but obviously the Zune was meant for me.
Oh well, you shouldn't go to Hilimardj. That's just like... all lizard people.
space peter
Awww I’m sorry dude.
Wait! Do you still have it? Peter could probably repair it.
#destiny
I am 100% making a note of that in my multiverse notebook.
gwen
Oh. Um. No.
It.... imploded on a planet.
On my dad. Actually. Who was the planet.
Trauma thing.
If someone says the name to you, it's pronounce Halmat.
I do not know why, I don't talk much with them. They spit.
space peter
Your..... dad was a whole gosh dang
planet
?
A Zune?!
Thanks my guy 👉🏻👉🏻
(Those are supposed to be finger guns)
Gross
.
Also I just realized I have absolutely no room to give out dating advice.
So like, take everything I’ve said with a moderately sized grain of salt.
gwen
Yeah. It was a thing.
Short lived, thankfully.
Although he did kill a bunch of my half siblings before he imploded.
Honestly, I'm probably not up for much at the moment anyway.
Kinda newly back on the market. This is just... I dunno, fun? Less lonely?
Who knows.
space peter
Oh. Holy crap. I’m sorry. That’s really shitty.
And I get it - so, y’know, no judgment.
And hey anytime you’re bored or whatever feel free to send me some pics of you puking rainbows.
gwen
Not that I knew any of them. Ego was just a dick.
Blanket permission to accidentally DM the wrong person?
Not that I know any other Gwen's.
But hey, I'll always take pic advice and music recs.
space peter
Well you seem the opposite so that’s a good thing.
And totally!
I promise you’ll always get an honest opinion and frequent playlists.
gwen
Well. I'm not completely a dick.
Score one for accidental Peter Mix Ups.
space peter
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