ᴛᴇᴅ ᴋᴏʀᴅ / ʙʟᴜᴇ ʙᴇᴇᴛʟᴇ (bluebeetle) wrote in wtnvgame, @ 2021-04-20 14:21:00 |
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Entry tags: | ₴inactive player: rae, ₴inactive: booster gold, ₴inactive: ted kord |
ɴ ᴇ ᴛ ᴡ ᴏ ʀ ᴋ | ted kord
I was just accosted at the supermarket by an elderly woman. She pinched my cheeks with her icy old lady claws.
Her voice reminded me of the Skeksis (Skeksi?) from The Dark Crystal and honestly she was kind of dressed like one... but she kept asking me about the produce like I worked there. She 100% knew I didn't work there. And yet - I still had to explain to her the difference between a beefsteak and an early girl tomato.
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You know what I think that was a test and I failed. I might be cursed now.
Regardless, if anyone is missing their Grandma - I believe she is still squeezing the life out of all of the tomatoes at the supermarket.
[ BOOSTLE ]
I'm making you dinner tonight. Like a fancy as fuck one. Candles and all. I risked my life, and cheeks, for these tomatoes; I'm wining and dining you.
Also I found an egg. So we're parents now.
We have a space - [gps pin] it's pretty empty currently, Zee needs to recharge, but I think we can start planning and designating areas. And offices.