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In other news, LU LU LU LUKAS PODOLSKI. [10th Jul. 2010  •  17:31]

sandinista
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Okay guys, on the eve of THE MOTHERFUCKING FINAL, it has vaguely crossed my mind that o hai the purpose of our little community is almost at an end. Insert hugs and sniffles at the idea of not stalking the national teams anymore here, but that's for another post. The question I have is a little more maintainer-related: do you feel like [info]worldjockstrap should go dormant once the World Cup ends or should we let this place be a repository for various and sundry soccer flail? On one hand: this community is p. lulzy as is, so who cares about staying on topic? On the other hand: ummm people may not give a fuck about soccer outside of the WC. I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST CURIOUS. That and maybe we could start researching fun leagues to look into after the WC is done. Bundesliga, anyone?

... so I was going to try to post a poll but I'm not Lindsey. :( So you know, just say whether you'd be interested in moar blathering after tomorrow or if WJS should quietly and majestically ride off into the sunset until Brazil 2014 in comments! TY ILU XOXO.
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WHERE IS EVERYONE. [10th Jul. 2010  •  14:36]

banlieue
Question: am I the only one that cares about the third place match? >____>

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THE LAST POLL [9th Jul. 2010  •  10:05]

vonhammersmark

Poll #5393 FINAL AND 3rd PLACE
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Netherlands or Spain?

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Netherlands
8 (66.7%)

Spain
4 (33.3%)

Germany or Uruguay?

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Germany
12 (92.3%)

Uruguay
1 (7.7%)

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for my germany bros [7th Jul. 2010  •  17:08]

vonhammersmark

I thought I'd be more bummed than I am, but the fact is we still get to see them play again on Saturday (complete with Müller) and I'm so proud of my German bbs for making it as far as they did with as many set-backs as they had and still, even after a string of amazing games, not going into Spain as the favorites. There's the Euro 2012 and World Cup 2014, because if a European team can win on non-European soil for the first time this round, we can give them a good run for their money next time, AM I RITE? I feel good about this because it confirms (for me) they're still a team you can love just as much even when they lose. To think I went into this favoring them because they dressed up like jungle animals. And Klose still has a record to break and Müller a Golden Boot to win.


if this makes no sense kiss my ass i'm drunk and at least the words are spelled properly
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[7th Jul. 2010  •  11:53]
ex_yeti178
Join us in chat WORLDJOCKSTRAP TYSM.

Also, enjoy this article: What's to like about Germany? Everything
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o m g [7th Jul. 2010  •  08:51]

vonhammersmark
DANIEL BRÜHL WATCHES GERMANY VS. ARGENTINA IN A PARIS BAR, NO ONE ELSE CARES BUT I POST IT ANYWAY

Thanks to Marie for the link because I had not seen it before :* highlights: saying after the win that he wishes he was in Berlin to celebrate because all the girls want to fuck.

ETA: Why We Should Root for Germany

I love this German team, which is sinuous and brilliant and fluid and youthful. Deutschland uber alles has morphed into Deutchland-including-alles: Özil is from Turkey, Klose and Podolski are from Poland, Cacau (they call him Hans, of course) from Brazil, Boateng is half-Ghanaian. But fear not, they still have men in their midst called Bastian Schweinsteiger, a central casting Teuton name that would, in previous years, have provoked titters and sniggers, but now passes unnoticed by fans who care only about his bustling, cerebral, muscular brand of German football-engineering. What’s more—and what is most refreshing in this Man’s Game played by so many cheating wusses—the Germans don’t dive or whine or cup their hands before their faces in aggressive supplication each time referee calls a foul on them. They are clean, unclouded spirits, with a simple, refreshing narrative of playing and scoring, of winning without adornment, but with an abundance of style.
- moar

VIEL GLÜCK HEUTE, MANNSCHAFT
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[6th Jul. 2010  •  14:23]

flyspeck
GET IN CHAT FOR NETHERLANDS VS. URUGUAY

HUP HOLLAND HUP
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something in spanish [6th Jul. 2010  •  07:24]

vonhammersmark
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I've decided to cope with potential defeat by trying to love the enemy. SPAIN APPRECIATION POST?


ESPAÑA

COME ON LET'S GO.
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never mind the spaniards [4th Jul. 2010  •  22:29]

vonhammersmark
I'm stealing this from ontd_fb mainly because it made me think of [info]jongdaes.


YEAH SHORTY WORK IT
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SHAKING CRYING I LOVE FUCKING FOOTIE NEWS HAHAHAHAHA [3rd Jul. 2010  •  23:40]

sandinista
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GUYS I SHOULD BE FINISHING A NARRATIVE RIGHT NOW (AND SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL AFTER THIS) BUT OH MY GOD THIS NEWS ABOUT CRONALDO HAVING A BABY IS HILARIOUS, AMAZING, STUNNING, FABULOUS, ETC.

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS BELOW

THIS IMAGE BEHIND THE CUT (INCLUDING HILARIOUS MESSI TRYING TO DO UNDERPANTS MODELING) AND MY CAPSLOCK THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

LOLWAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN )
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no explanation needed this time [3rd Jul. 2010  •  15:31]

vonhammersmark
Poll #5374 SEMI-FINALS!!!!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Uruguay or Netherlands?

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Uruguay
2 (15.4%)

Netherlands
11 (84.6%)

Spain or Germany?

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Spain
4 (28.6%)

Germany
10 (71.4%)

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GERMANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [3rd Jul. 2010  •  11:00]

vonhammersmark
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SHAKING AND CRYING

NOT SO HAPPY ABOUT BBMÜLLER MISSING THE SEMIS BUT 10 PEOPLE WHO VOTED GERMANY LET'S PARTY

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[3rd Jul. 2010  •  22:56]

janice
WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES(ESP LINDSEY), IT'S ARGENTINA V GERMANY.

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[2nd Jul. 2010  •  17:04]

childermass
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS GAME IS GOING TO MAKE ME PEE MYSELF. #GHA #URU
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LMAO [2nd Jul. 2010  •  04:56]

vonhammersmark
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GERMANY VS. ARGENTINA PRE-MATCH WANK ROUND-UP

Schweini's warning: Will there be more hate like 2006?
Diego Maradona Mocks Bastian Schweinsteiger In A German Accent
German star Lahm brands Argentina bad losers
Tevez: Mexico are better than Germany
Werder Bremen general manager Klaus Allofs believes Mesut Ozil has outshined even Lionel Messi at this summer's World Cup
Argentina Star Lionel Messi Vows To Defeat Germany For Oasis Guitarist Noel Gallagher

And lastly, a general breakdown of the matchup. People have already chimed in citing gross mistranslations on both sides, but watching the press fan the flames is funnier. I'll edit this as more rolls out :*
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JA JA [30th Jun. 2010  •  19:27]

vonhammersmark
Fun discoveries: you can watch Deutschland. Ein Sommermärchen on Youtube in its entirety. AFAIK there are no subtitles, but if you know even a little bit of German you can kind of sort of follow. Synopsis: "A documentary on the German national team's World Cup 2006 journey, all the way from boot camp in Sardinia to the 3rd-place play-off."

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golldi polldi hallelujah [29th Jun. 2010  •  17:56]

vonhammersmark

Friday sees the beginning of the dreams of entire nations being crushed at a slower pace, although what the fuck do we care when a lot of us already had ours crushed. Nevertheless. Same routine: vote for who you'd like to see advance, not who you actually predict will win it.

Poll #5359 QUARTER FINALS
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Uruguay or Ghana?

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Uruguay
4 (28.6%)

Ghana
10 (71.4%)

Netherlands or Brazil?

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Netherlands
9 (56.2%)

Brazil
7 (43.8%)

Argentina or Germany?

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Argentina
6 (37.5%)

Germany
10 (62.5%)

Paraguay or Spain?

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Paraguay
2 (12.5%)

Spain
14 (87.5%)

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[29th Jun. 2010  •  14:24]

flyspeck
LOOK, I DON'T NEED NO FANCY GIFS OR SPARKLY TEXT TO INVITE YOU TO CHAT FOR WHAT COULD BE ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES OF THE WORLD CUP SO FAR.*












NOTE: IT ALSO MIGHT BE BORING.

ETA: WHATEVER, LINDSEY MIGHT HAVE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH, BUT I'M NOT ADMITTING DEFEAT BY DELETING THIS.
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???? [29th Jun. 2010  •  13:22]

vonhammersmark
Is anyone around for Spain vs. Portugal?
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Mostly pointless post is pointless. [28th Jun. 2010  •  20:42]

sandinista
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Guys, I went to Dick's today and saw a Germany jersey (?! it looked like the jersey in the front but didn't have anybody on the back, anyway) for $40. Wanted it so bad. Could not get. Thought of Lindsey 99.9% of the time.

</coolstorybro>
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