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SHAKING CRYING I LOVE FUCKING FOOTIE NEWS HAHAHAHAHA [3rd Jul. 2010  •  23:40]

sandinista
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GUYS I SHOULD BE FINISHING A NARRATIVE RIGHT NOW (AND SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL AFTER THIS) BUT OH MY GOD THIS NEWS ABOUT CRONALDO HAVING A BABY IS HILARIOUS, AMAZING, STUNNING, FABULOUS, ETC.

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS BELOW

THIS IMAGE BEHIND THE CUT (INCLUDING HILARIOUS MESSI TRYING TO DO UNDERPANTS MODELING) AND MY CAPSLOCK THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

( LOLWAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN )
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LMAO [2nd Jul. 2010  •  04:56]

vonhammersmark
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GERMANY VS. ARGENTINA PRE-MATCH WANK ROUND-UP

• Schweini's warning: Will there be more hate like 2006?
• Diego Maradona Mocks Bastian Schweinsteiger In A German Accent
• German star Lahm brands Argentina bad losers
• Tevez: Mexico are better than Germany
• Werder Bremen general manager Klaus Allofs believes Mesut Ozil has outshined even Lionel Messi at this summer's World Cup
• Argentina Star Lionel Messi Vows To Defeat Germany For Oasis Guitarist Noel Gallagher

And lastly, a general breakdown of the matchup. People have already chimed in citing gross mistranslations on both sides, but watching the press fan the flames is funnier. I'll edit this as more rolls out :*
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QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART [23rd Jun. 2010  •  10:47]

sandinista
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US NATIONAL TEAM APPRECIATION POST WOOHOO

I know it is halftime but shut up, a ten minute blitz of pix will clearly give the US the goal we need. IF YOU LOVE THE UNITED STATES AND THEIR RETARDATION, PLEASE COME INSIDE AND SPAM LIKE WE'RE MAKING MUSUBI, BABY.

EDIT: WE'RE ALIVE BABY

( BOCA'S JIGGLY BUTT INVITES YOU IN )
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