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explosive sensual healing. (sandinista) wrote in worldjockstrap,
@ 2010-07-03 23:40:00

Entry tags:

!drama, cronaldo, is kaka the father, lolwat, nt: portugal

SHAKING CRYING I LOVE FUCKING FOOTIE NEWS HAHAHAHAHA
GUYS I SHOULD BE FINISHING A NARRATIVE RIGHT NOW (AND SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL AFTER THIS) BUT OH MY GOD THIS NEWS ABOUT CRONALDO HAVING A BABY IS HILARIOUS, AMAZING, STUNNING, FABULOUS, ETC.

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS BELOW

THIS IMAGE BEHIND THE CUT (INCLUDING HILARIOUS MESSI TRYING TO DO UNDERPANTS MODELING) AND MY CAPSLOCK THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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	wentsch 2010-07-04 03:52 am UTC (link)
	LOL DID YOU MAKE THAT YOURSELF?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 03:53 am UTC (link)
	NO I FOUND IT ON ONTD PROPER I WISH I HAD ALTHOUGH SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MESSI TRYING TO BE ~SEXI~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wentsch 2010-07-04 04:01 am UTC (link)
	IMPOSSIBLE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
	he is like a teddy bear, not a dude hanging out in his pants. seriously, he looks so weird. i want him to put on some shorts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 04:39 am UTC (link)
	My mind jumbled that sentence and I thought you said something about a teddy bear hanging out of his pants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
	admittedly, there is some weird shit going down south in those y-fronts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 06:06 am UTC (link)
	More Ronaldo lulz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL-kNqUcP1s (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I SAW THIS A FEW HOURS AGO, HAS IT BEEN CONFIRMED THAT IT'S NOT A HACK YET (Reply to this) (Thread)

vonhammersmark
2010-07-04 04:30 am UTC (link)

LOL NEVER MIND

A friend of the player confirmed to Correio da Manhã that Ronaldo's mother, Dolores, and his sisters, Elma and Kátia, are dealing with the necessary paperwork to bring the child to Portugal. The baby's mother is American and gave birth in early June, CM has learnt. It should be remembered that in 2009 Cristiano Ronaldo spent his holidays in Los Angeles and Miami. The little boy will be under the guardianship of Ronaldo's family. Irina Shayk, the player's girlfriend, is heartbroken and wrote on Facebook: "My boyfriend is now the father of a boy". Gestifute [his managing] confirms that Ronaldo's announcement is true.

The baby's mother is American
The baby's mother is American
The baby's mother is American
The baby's mother is American
The baby's mother is American

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	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:31 am UTC (link)
	NOT GONNA LIE, I AM HEARTBROKEN THAT IT IS NOT A GAY SURROGATE BABY TO ACT AS GLUE BETWEEN PURE GUY LOVE BETWEEN TWO GUYS it is still a+ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 04:32 am UTC (link)
	WHY DO I FEEL VAGUELY ACCOMPLISHED THAT THIS CEMENTS THE US AS PART OF THE SOCCER WORLD IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
	FML THAT BABY COULD HAVE BEEN MAD CONTENDING FOR A SPOT ON OUR TEAM BUT NOW HE'LL BE ALL FOR PORTUGAL THINK OF THE SKILL WE COULD HAVE HAD YES, I AM SELFISH OKAY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jongdaes 2010-07-04 04:49 am UTC (link)
	LOLOL i think he'd have a choice, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:53 am UTC (link)
	REALLY? watch me know shit about how you get to choose nationality for nts. I WOULD KIND OF PEE A LITTLE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
	WE COULD HAVE WON THE THE DIVESCARS (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
	MAYBE BBCRON GROWS UP HATING HIS FATHER YOU NEVER KNOW (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:39 am UTC (link)
	omg but cron's face turns into puppies and sunshine when he looks at babies i guess he secretly has ovaries (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
	"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MOM, DAD" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
	"DAD THESE ED HARDY DIAPERS ARE A JOKE" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 06:06 am UTC (link)
	LOL SUDDENLY REMINDED OF THE NIP/TUCK EPISODE WHERE SOMEONE TRIED TO SPRAY TAN A BABY (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jongdaes 2010-07-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Whoa whoa whoa I'm not that surprised. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:39 am UTC (link)
	IKR? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jongdaes 2010-07-04 04:47 am UTC (link)
	I'M SURPRISED HE DIDN'T KNOCK UP PARIS HILTON (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:52 am UTC (link)
	MY SECOND-FAVORITE THEORY IN THESE POSTS NEXT TO THE CRON/KAKA "WE'RE PARENTS" MACROS seriously, they are too hilarious for me to not go awefpoiawefpoijawe BHAHAHAHAHAHA at i will be quite honest. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:58 am UTC (link)
	also who knows, they could have had ~a rendezvous~ this weekend (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jongdaes 2010-07-04 05:01 am UTC (link)
	LMFAO INSTA-BABY? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 05:15 am UTC (link)
	EITHER THAT OR NINE MONTHS LATER: SOMEBODY HAS A BROTHER (Reply to this) (Parent)

	helloworld 2010-07-04 04:52 am UTC (link)
	but I think they smell alike even without Old Spice lol the tags, is kaka the father (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:54 am UTC (link)
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	helloworld 2010-07-04 04:55 am UTC (link)
	LOLOLOLOL OMG (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:56 am UTC (link)
	THE MACROS ARE THE SINGLE BEST THING TO EVER HAVE HAPPEN OUT OF THIS ENTIRE THING WELL THAT AND RONALDO GOING :D OVER BABIES THAT IS PRETTY COOL TOO (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	helloworld 2010-07-04 04:57 am UTC (link)
	OMG THEY ARE TOTALLY GREAT. idk who those German people in your icon are, but the one on the right totally looks like Michael Cera. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 04:57 am UTC (link)
	i think it's poldi avec ozil, actually, but i need to re-watch the commercial again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vonhammersmark 2010-07-04 06:05 am UTC (link)
	I think it's Mertesacker! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jongdaes 2010-07-04 05:02 am UTC (link)
	he and kaka can have playdates :3 d'awww (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sandinista 2010-07-04 05:15 am UTC (link)
	omg my heart would melt. lolz aside, i really hope they do. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)