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Tom Katze (Tom and Jerry) ([info]fryingpanskillz) wrote in [info]worldinherhands,
@ 2008-10-08 16:24:00

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Entry tags:jerry die maus, tesla echolls, tom katze

I have no tail.

What happened to my tail?

WHERE'S MY FUCKING TAIL?!?

JERRY!

This is your fault. Stupid Mouse.



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[info]acmerattricks
2008-10-08 05:29 pm UTC (link)
What you going on about, fool? I didn't take your tail? How is this my fault? Where did you last put your tail?

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[info]bonniedeville
2008-10-08 05:35 pm UTC (link)
You're human now, Tom. Both of you.

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[info]acmerattricks
2008-10-08 05:40 pm UTC (link)
*slams hands* WHAT?! Take that back. I am a Mouse, of the prowd herritage that is mice!

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[info]bonniedeville
2008-10-08 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Sp Jerry, how's your tail lookin'?

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[info]acmerattricks
2008-10-08 06:23 pm UTC (link)
My tail is right... wait a second, *spins around* oh my... well it was right here... Oh the Humanity! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHERE IS MY TAIL?

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[info]fryingpanskillz
2008-10-08 07:04 pm UTC (link)
My tail and your tail LEFT US.

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[info]acmerattricks
2008-10-08 07:07 pm UTC (link)
They left us! They left US! Such a cruel, cruel world! How could they do that to us?

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[info]fryingpanskillz
2008-10-08 05:44 pm UTC (link)
You were a dman good mouse, too.

I'm scared, Jerry.

HOLD ME.

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[info]acmerattricks
2008-10-08 06:18 pm UTC (link)
OH DEAR GOD! *sobs uncontrollably* My tail... My Ears! My cute button nose!!!!!!!!!!

Hold ME Tom!

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[info]fryingpanskillz
2008-10-08 07:05 pm UTC (link)
You still smell like Mouse, though.

Smell me.

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[info]acmerattricks
2008-10-08 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Yes, yes, I smell like Mouse. And I smell you, oh do that I smell you, you cat. Oh, how cruel! They left us. *sobs*

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[info]fryingpanskillz
2008-10-08 09:22 pm UTC (link)
You know why. 'Cause of your fucking cute nose, and fucking cute tail, and big sparkly eyes. YOUR FAULT. God wanted you, dragged you here, made us HUMAN.

STUPID MOUSE.

I hate you so much.

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[info]fryingpanskillz
2008-10-08 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I liked my tail. Can't be a cat without a tail. That explains the ears. And my tongue. Couldn't take a bath.

OH GOD HOW WILL I TAKE A BATH?

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[info]bonniedeville
2008-10-08 05:45 pm UTC (link)
In a tub. With water, and soap.

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[info]fryingpanskillz
2008-10-08 05:52 pm UTC (link)
That's DISGUSTING.

Tesla. I thought you were my friend.

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[info]bonniedeville
2008-10-08 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Yeah well so is licking one's own ass.

I'm just stating the facts.

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[info]fryingpanskillz
2008-10-08 07:03 pm UTC (link)
It's HORRIBLE. Water. Not licking my ass.

But at least I can scratch my own ears.

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