I still have Stryfe's old armor sitting in my closet. It scares the crap out of me every time I forget to close the closet door. Does anyone want to look like Penance and Rhyno had an illegitimate porcupine child?

Whiny emo Penance, not the other one.

"Wolverine, take the sentinels! Storm, Magneto's vulnerable to a lightning strike! Rogue, do you remember that time you banged the Sentry? What was that about?"

I mostly put this here to antagonize my other self and his pregnant boyfriend. The punchline for this needed to be this. Because Dad would totally say that. Just not to Johnny Storm.