Alex, I've stolen all of your stretchy shorts. There is nothing you can do about this.

Beside, my butt looks better in them than yours does.

Hey, guess what?? Guess who just had a birthday last week. Specifically.. on February 28. Yeah. That's right. I am now 18 years old. So hell yes, I am definitely legal now I'm thinking I should go out and do something to celebrate. Maybe something exciting. And fun. I'm open to suggestions, though...