That will not happen goddammit. I swear it fucking won't. I'll kill the bastard myself if I have to.

God Pete......

OOC: Heroes season three spoilers in comments like whoa.

Dear Allen,

I just arrived in this new place, and I don't know what to do. All of the people here are quite strange, and I'm worried that they won't be nice to me. What should I do?

- Lost and confused.


Dear, Lost and Confused,

Being in a new place is quite scary. The first thing you should do is find a person with a gun, and ask them several questions. The angry person will shoot you, and if you survive people will take pity on you.

- Allen