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Captain James Tiberius Kirk (makesomeshitup) wrote in worldinherhands,
@ 2009-07-16 11:35:00

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anakin skywalker, jacen solo, james kirk, lee adama, sway

SO. I have seen challenges between that other set of people who travel space for supreme rulership.

I would like to note that All Skywalkers, Solos, Humperdincks, etc. are not nearly as good as one, singular Kirk.

Being me.

The most awesome Captain ever.

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	ihadissues 2009-07-16 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	And the sound pollution helps with keeping entropy positive. Well, when drunk, I apparently steal suits and shoot uptight rich folks with nerf darts. Other wise, race speeders and work on cars ~~and one knock-out leggy blond~~, I'd suppose. So what's the cred you support your claim with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	In my spare time I explore space, ~~bang aliens~~ irritate a logical Vulcan, and play poker. All without being smacked by the various female crewmates who probably are within their rights to do so. But they don't. Because I'm awesome. Back home there was a lot more to do, but here there's less in the way of actual trouble. It kind of sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Or are afraid whatever you have is contagious. Yeah well, back there I blew up a planet and mutilated my son, so here's not so sucky for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	I've stopped one from being blown up. And dealt with alternate future timelines. No kids though, thank God. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Alternate future timelines? More of a free will type of person. Eh, they have their moments. ~~Few and far between.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Alternate futures don't actually negate free will. In that future my dad was alive, in this one he's been dead for a while. So my future's different from that one, and completely what I make of it. Still, I'll pass. I've already undergone sterilization to avoid it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	What and deny the whole world a second generation of your awesomeness? Heartbreaking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	My awesome is so great that the world couldn't stand prolonged exposure. Beside, there's another version of me here, so there's still hope for the universe yet! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	So you're hazardous to our health, like a mutant STD. Oh good, so we're heading to extinction anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	They make a triple Whopper. How you all survived to my time is a mystery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to guess regressive evolution to attain your status. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	And they kept regressing until your time, obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh close, Tiger, but I'm from the past. Which means they got better from my point on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	No shit? With all the space stations and full body gimp suits/iron lungs? Huh. Alright, I'll give you evolutionary regression, but I'm the best of the primates. Gorillas can still fuck your shit up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Does the presence of metachlorians sound like a logical, scientifically sound answer to anything? Wait, isn't there a space film about that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	No. It sounds like something that would mess up fermentation. Yeah. But see, I'm dashing and charming, which makes me more heroic than that guy. People would be sympathetic to me, and cheer when I took over the world. If that were my style. Which it's really not. I just want to explore space with my crew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	So does this dashing and charming only come out when you're being heroic? ...Yeah that wasn't offhandedly creepy at all. Subject changing.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. But that's all the time. Good call. You too sophisticated to enjoy beer? Or do your chlorine modifiers make it poisonous? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Soph-? I'm a mechanic, Captain. Liquid bread is my source of nourishment. If my emperorship and your awesomeness can peacefully coincide and not rip this world apart, I'm game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. You remind me of my mechanic, actually. Some things are universal. I think we might be able to form a peaceful alliance, unless we wind up fighting over the pinball machine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	May God help the bar-owner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. you pick the place, I'll bring the class. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	It's trying to seat the attached over-inflated head to the class that's the trick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makesomeshitup 2009-07-16 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	I'm only overinflated when I get with the kinky girls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihadissues 2009-07-16 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Then one solid poke and you're just a puddle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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