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Lorna Dane loves rocks and math (compassrose) wrote in worldinherhands,
@ 2009-07-13 11:49:00

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johnny hickory, lorna dane

It's been an interesting summer. Not a bad one, but interesting.

I should do something outrageous for August, keep the weirdness in play for a bit.

Anyone feel like teaching me to play electric guitar so I can get a bunch of approaching middle aged hipsters to cover metal songs in a slow, thoughtful manner with me? Or should I jsut go solo and learn piano instead?

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	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Well that sounds all kinds of dirty. Hm. Might have to breed just to keep that ace up my sleeve. Course, spoil the littlelings rotten so they expect it when they come. Looking through the other folks for more 'Skittles.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I married a porn star. I can wield innuendo like a surgeon with a scalpel. Heh. Skittles are awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? Hot Damn for him! Shite maybe I've seen his work or him at a party. His face, I mean. Especially old fogey ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 03:51 am UTC (link)
	He goes by Simon. Mostly does gang bang type things, since it's the best way to use his telekinesis. I've never had old people's candy. My parents adopted when they were young. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Man, I came from a boring universe. No one used powers for this kind of thing, on or off the record. ~~Shit, I should have done soundtracks.~~ Well, you know them music parties, a few rounds of tequila and someone breaks out the Adderall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:05 am UTC (link)
	My universe was not at all boring. I prefer vodka. The only drug I've done willingly is pot. It helped with my panic attacks when I first got here. But I didn't even use that a lot. I'm pretty boring, now that I think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Clearly! Seeing as I'm from Georgia, I'm weaned onto bourbon from breast milk. Oh and I call bullshit, hon. Did you just forget the green hair, marry a porn star and drag racing we just mentioned? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:13 am UTC (link)
	The green hair doesn't count. It's natural. And I would have married him if he'd been an Algebra teacher. And I have not actually drag raced. Booooring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Naturally weird, you didn't even have to ~~wager your soul~~ try! Think finding true love's boring or commonplace? Westley weren't lying in that movie. We should fix that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. I don't know that this is a true once in a lifetime never going to happen again love. I'm in love with him, and couldn't imagine anyone better, but things happen. I'm not about to assume anything about the future. Alright. How about bar stools, since we're both hale and hardy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Sweets, the world I came from. you had a 60% chance of splitting in the first five years. Be happy. Yeah, since I am apparently going for a maudlin streak. My bourbon for your vodka? then we can tickle the ivories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Same odds in mine, or there abouts. Simon and I've only been together one year, though. I go anywhere there's power tools and liquor. You, sir, have a date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Better than most of my flings, I count by hours. I like your thinking, Gorgeous. I'll be there will rings on my fingers and bells on my toes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:36 am UTC (link)
	I never could do that. I think my shortest relationship was a couple months. ANd a bone through your nose oh ho? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:37 am UTC (link)
	The woes of the wanton ways of a pub musician. A warm bed is a bed in a pinch. ANYWAY.... Tra-la-la, my lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Tsk. As a former hero, I shall have to make you my rehabilitation mission. After I pwn you at the bar stool racing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Pardon me as I cackle manically. You've got your work cut out for ya, missy. Hah, I have l33t skills with the bar stool. Hasn't thrown me off in years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm stubborn. You will yield. Then may the best bar pilot win. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh. Yes, ma'am. Thanks, I intend to. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Damn straight. Ha! I've beaten better pilots than you while giving oral- yano, that's not a public sharing type of story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly, so let's get to a bar. Much less public. Come on, scoot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	:P (Reply to this) (Parent)

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