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Lorna Dane loves rocks and math (compassrose) wrote in worldinherhands,
@ 2009-07-13 11:49:00

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johnny hickory, lorna dane

It's been an interesting summer. Not a bad one, but interesting.

I should do something outrageous for August, keep the weirdness in play for a bit.

Anyone feel like teaching me to play electric guitar so I can get a bunch of approaching middle aged hipsters to cover metal songs in a slow, thoughtful manner with me? Or should I jsut go solo and learn piano instead?

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	sex_n_violins 2009-07-14 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh, that's either martyr work or unusual self-torture. Hey, Gorgeous, if you need a musician tutor, I'm happy to volunteer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-14 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm a total masochist, what can I say? But I do have a qualifying question. You went out with my nephew Darius. Did you at any point have sex with him? He has an incurable sexually transmitted disease called Summers Syndrome, and I'm trying to avoid being around others with this terrible affliction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-14 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing so. Hipsters and metal? Summers Syndrome, really? What's the symptoms? Because while we might have taunted and riled up a few bars' patrons, we did nothing even in the Clinton sense of the term. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-14 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Good point. Solo pianist it is. Um, dying and coming back to life, becoming evil/crazy/evil and crazy. Odd attraction to red heads and telepaths? Getting left in space by bald men in wheelchairs because they feel like being douchebags. Shi'ar people all over your business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sex_n_violins
2009-07-14 03:14 am UTC (link)

Seeing as I've yet to kick the bucket, not sure I can test that first.

The second one, well, that depends on what the other person does for kicks.

Others reading my mind would end up with me being slapped and right now I'm partial to viridescent tones.

Mostly getting left handcuffed to beds and over couch-arms, not space.

I've got little devils messing with my stuff. Close?

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	compassrose 2009-07-14 11:55 am UTC (link)
	That's probably his fault. He can't help it, he was infected at birth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-14 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well Lovely, the verdict is in and I am blessedly free of such maladies, meaning I'm only plagued by the other ills of a musician. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-14 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Including middle aged women teasing you about men you haven't even slept with. Do you play piano, by chance? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-14 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	dramatic sigh Such is my life. Pretty lady, if its got strings, I can play it, gutbucket to grand piannny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-14 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Great. Up for teaching an old lady a new trick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-14 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	Sadly, I see no old ladies interested in playing. You might have to step up to it, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Pfffft. I've done more things in my short time than most old people ever do all their lives. beside, I have grey hairs. I'm halfway to eating off the senior menu at Denny's. Which is a step down in all directions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-15 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Well I'm curious now. Hey, that's a whole cheaper array of meals, I'll have you know. And if I was truthful about that kind of thing, I should be playing rummy and shuffling about with a tennis-ball walker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-15 04:19 am UTC (link)
	You don't even know my name yet. Those things are bad ass. When I need one, I'm putting hydraulics in it. And spinners. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-15 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Okay okay. Curiouser. NOS system on my wheelchair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Lorna Dane. That's not bad. Doesn't beat out a rocket chair, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Johnny Hickory. We'll have to do drag races down the old folks home's hallways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Hickory, huh? Nice name. Definitely. I bet it will liven the place right up, until they sedate us 'for our own good'. (of course, I can't be sedated, but we won't tell them that) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, that tree's been good luck to me. It's okay, we'll start refusing our prune juice until they give in. (Who, me? Never!) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Well I'm glad you've found your lucky tree. Oh, going for the big guns, huh? The only step up is to have our stupid grandchildren come by and be disruptive while our kids try to convince us to be pleasantly drugged for our own good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Well that sounds all kinds of dirty. Hm. Might have to breed just to keep that ace up my sleeve. Course, spoil the littlelings rotten so they expect it when they come. Looking through the other folks for more 'Skittles.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I married a porn star. I can wield innuendo like a surgeon with a scalpel. Heh. Skittles are awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? Hot Damn for him! Shite maybe I've seen his work or him at a party. His face, I mean. Especially old fogey ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 03:51 am UTC (link)
	He goes by Simon. Mostly does gang bang type things, since it's the best way to use his telekinesis. I've never had old people's candy. My parents adopted when they were young. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Man, I came from a boring universe. No one used powers for this kind of thing, on or off the record. ~~Shit, I should have done soundtracks.~~ Well, you know them music parties, a few rounds of tequila and someone breaks out the Adderall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:05 am UTC (link)
	My universe was not at all boring. I prefer vodka. The only drug I've done willingly is pot. It helped with my panic attacks when I first got here. But I didn't even use that a lot. I'm pretty boring, now that I think about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Clearly! Seeing as I'm from Georgia, I'm weaned onto bourbon from breast milk. Oh and I call bullshit, hon. Did you just forget the green hair, marry a porn star and drag racing we just mentioned? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:13 am UTC (link)
	The green hair doesn't count. It's natural. And I would have married him if he'd been an Algebra teacher. And I have not actually drag raced. Booooring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Naturally weird, you didn't even have to ~~wager your soul~~ try! Think finding true love's boring or commonplace? Westley weren't lying in that movie. We should fix that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. I don't know that this is a true once in a lifetime never going to happen again love. I'm in love with him, and couldn't imagine anyone better, but things happen. I'm not about to assume anything about the future. Alright. How about bar stools, since we're both hale and hardy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Sweets, the world I came from. you had a 60% chance of splitting in the first five years. Be happy. Yeah, since I am apparently going for a maudlin streak. My bourbon for your vodka? then we can tickle the ivories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Same odds in mine, or there abouts. Simon and I've only been together one year, though. I go anywhere there's power tools and liquor. You, sir, have a date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Better than most of my flings, I count by hours. I like your thinking, Gorgeous. I'll be there will rings on my fingers and bells on my toes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 04:36 am UTC (link)
	I never could do that. I think my shortest relationship was a couple months. ANd a bone through your nose oh ho? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 04:37 am UTC (link)
	The woes of the wanton ways of a pub musician. A warm bed is a bed in a pinch. ANYWAY.... Tra-la-la, my lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Tsk. As a former hero, I shall have to make you my rehabilitation mission. After I pwn you at the bar stool racing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Pardon me as I cackle manically. You've got your work cut out for ya, missy. Hah, I have l33t skills with the bar stool. Hasn't thrown me off in years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm stubborn. You will yield. Then may the best bar pilot win. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh. Yes, ma'am. Thanks, I intend to. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Damn straight. Ha! I've beaten better pilots than you while giving oral- yano, that's not a public sharing type of story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sex_n_violins 2009-07-16 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly, so let's get to a bar. Much less public. Come on, scoot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2009-07-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	:P (Reply to this) (Parent)