Title: Wicked Witches and Grumpy Ghosts
Author: Recipient: love_rockerkidPairings: Sirius Black/Lily Evans (James/Lily in the background for canon compliance)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lily Evans loves her boyfriend. Really, she does. But she's young and inexperienced and not quite ready to settle down to James's offer of marriage until she's "lived a little".
Word Count: 6,879
Warnings/Content: Well, Lily grosses Sirius out, so she might gross you out too with her frank tampon discussion, infidelity, voyeurism, canon compliance up to a point, Sirius being so adorkable I want to squish him and Lily wanting to kick him, tattoo, wall!sex, SO. MUCH. SNARK. I swear I wanted to murder them both just to make them shut the hell up.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but they were certainly a hoot to play with.
Author's notes: love_rockerkid, the minute I got your assignment, dialogue began bouncing around in my head, and this really wrote itself. I had a great deal of fun with them, and hope you enjoy the read as much as I enjoyed the write. I saw when I finished this that you had James/Lily in your "will not writes" but since it wasn't in your squicks, I do hope this is something you'll like. Be assured that Sirius/Lily are your main pairing here, and Myrtle and I kicked James out pretty quick!
love_rockerkid asked for many, many things. I chose to go with her requests for "infidelity, infidelity, infidelity", wall!sex, rebellious themes, a naughty and adventurous Lily (Lily might argue she's far less naughty and adventurous than she is just downright dumb in this fic), creative use of tattoos on Sirius (I'm not sure how creative it was, but Lily got a giggle out of it), voyeurism, bathroom stall!sex (sort of), and not too happy or too sad—I can't say this is sad at all, though it's far more humorous than "happy". Thanks galore go to A. and T., my betas extraordinaire.
( Wicked Witches and Grumpy Ghosts )