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Emmett Cullen ([info]omnomnoms) wrote in [info]welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-07-26 13:01:00

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Entry tags:bella swan, emmett cullen, jack harkness, jacob black, rebekah mikaelson, rosalie hale, rosalind lutece

This? This is awesome. I know I should be having an existential crisis, but let's be real, my life has been pretty crazy. How I didn't figure out that I was fictional a long time ago is a mystery.

I'm Emmett Cullen, and I am never going to high school again!

Now, has anyone seen my wife? Yea high, blonde, the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?


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[info]diesdiedwilldie
2013-07-26 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Existential crises are highly overrated.

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[info]omnomnoms
2013-07-26 02:22 pm UTC (link)
I agree. Way too much effort, very little payoff.

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[info]diesdiedwilldie
2013-07-26 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Typically no payoff at all, aside from some sort of cathartic emotion. Much better to treat the whole situation as an experiment and discover more.

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[info]stubbornone
2013-07-26 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Technically you're only fictional in this world.

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[info]sparklebarbie
2013-07-26 06:03 pm UTC (link)
There you are.

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[info]swangirl
2013-07-27 12:33 am UTC (link)
Hey, Emmett.

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[info]fursplosions
2013-07-27 01:36 am UTC (link)
You would think this was awesome.

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[info]fixedintime
2013-07-27 06:51 am UTC (link)
I think you may win the award for best reaction to a fictional reality.

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